Here at Dumbass News, in order to find content that truly meets and exceeds our non-existent standards, we go to places on the internet that anyone with one iota of self-respect wouldn’t go to in a thousand years. Since we don’t even know the meaning of self-respect, and lots of other words, so we jump right into the cesspools of the internet – places like The New York Times website. We go deeper into the shit than our old friend the doo doo diver. We’ll make fun of anybody with the exception of our mamas and dead people – unless it’s necessary to the plot and/or it gets a cheap laugh, then all bets are off.
We have decided to serialize some of the most dumbass laws from the fifty states that make up our great country. Yes, that’s right ladies and gentlemen, we have scoured literally
almost five thousands of websites to come up with a list of the most absurd, stoopid, dumbass laws on the books today. We’ll present all this dumbassery to you in alphabetical order, from A to Z, Alabama to zWyoming (the “z” is silent).
I’ll have a post a little later today that is sure to
induce nausea make you happy that you don’t live where the real dumbasses live under their dumbass laws.