|Not a Sex Aid|
The story you are about to read is both dumbass and tragic. It provides a valuable, although horrific, lesson that even being a dumbass has its limits before you cross over into negligence and criminality. Sadly, the dumbass in our story today learned a lesson he’d rather not have been taught, I hope. here’s what I mean by “I hope”:
A 23 year old man and his wife, 50, were having sex when the woman was killed by a single gunshot wound to the head. WTF? you are asking. I’ve heard of people dieing of heart attacks during sex, but a fatal gunshot during the act? Not so much.
The 23 year old man told police that he and his wife often played a little game during sex in which he would put a handgun to her head while they did the deed. They were engaged in sex when he grabbed a gun off the nightstand not realizing that it was loaded and he put it to her head like he said he always did, when the gun accidently discharged, killing the woman. What a fucking dumbass. I won’t go into gun safety here, because I would just be preaching to the choir. On top of that, the dumbass guy owned several other weapons and should have damn sure known better. Instead, a woman lays dead in cold storage in an Oklahoma morgue.
Not surprisingly, the cops believed this dumbass’ story like I believe in the Tooth Fairy. He’s being held on charges of first degree murder, soon to be in his own private little domicile on Death Row in an Oklahoma State Penitentiary, assuming of course that he found guilty by a jury of his peers, many of whom will be responsible gun owners who look down on such reckless behavior while in possession of a firearm.
Even if this dumbass gets life in prison, he’ll almost certainly become a prison bitch to Leon “Hung Like a Horse” Williams. And Leon hates people who are such dumbasses with a weapon, but Leon loves to show his new bitches his “howitzer”. Enjoy it, dumbass. I know Leon will.