|Famous Old Guy and His Hooker|
I am 54 years old and am married to a 35 year old woman. My sons, from my first marriage, are 32 and 28. I love my wife and it is she that has blessed me with my two youngest children, Isabella, 8 and Bailey, 4. Our relationship, as far as age goes, is not something you run into every day. Unless you run into Hugh Hefner.
Hef is 84years old and is engaged to a 24 year old woman! I’m sure the engagement is all about love. I have quit laughing now, so let us continue. Hef laid a six carat diamond engagement ring on this chick, so one would think that she’d watch her p’s and q’s.Her name is Crystal and she’s a beautiful young woman, but this broad is a dumbass. A major league dumbass. Let me splain.
Life & Style Magazine reports that Crystal has been, as the mag says, “cavorting” with Jordan McGraw. Jordan is the son of a famous man named McGraw and it ain’t Tim McGraw. Jordan’s Dad is Dr. Phil McGraw. Evidently Jordan and Crystal have been seen in public places in Los Angeles. They’ve seen “cavorting” in various ways that I’m sure Hef wouldn’t like. But Hef is a dumbass, too. Hef, you are 84 fucking years old, lay off the young poon. I know it’s a difficult thing to do, Hef, what with all those young hoochie mamas “cavorting” all over the grounds of the Playboy Mansion, but poon from a young whore ain’t worth it, Hef. Besides, you’ve got all those nekkid chicks running around the grounds like a herd of hookers. It’s not like you’ve lived a life of virtue, Hef, So when you have your final hard on, Viagra-assisted or not, at least you’ll leave this world with the legacy that you were a hedonistic dumbass who screwed young sluts with all the enthusiasm of a fat kid in a donut shop on all-you-can-eat day.
Jordan, you ain’t much better, Hoss. Only a dumbass would “cavort” with another man’s woman, even if she is an easy piece of ass. You have made your Daddy proud. And I bet your Mother is ecstatic. It’s not like they brought you up to be a respectable young man or anything. Fucking dumbass. I’ll see you and Crystal on Dad’s TV show. The episode will be titled “Engaged Whore and the Dumbass Son of a Famous Doctor Who “Cavorted” While She Is Engaged to a Has Been Old Bastard Who Got Famous by Porking Nubile Sluts”. It’s guaranteed to be a blockbuster! Sex sells, but this shit makes me sick. Dumbasses.