|In The Express Lane to Hell|
Does the name “Westboro Baptist-In-Name-Only Church” sound familiar? It should. That’s the group of dumbasses from Kansas that are the arbiters of all the things that God wants the World to be like. By golly, when they say God wants us to believe a certain way, then dammit, you’d better believe that way or you’re going to burn in hell! I have a feeling my Baptist brothers and sisters around the country will be surprised that they should follow the path of these dumbasses to please and glorify God. As a matter of fact, I bet this is news to the Almighty as well and I get a feeling that He ain’t exactly preparing these cretins a special corner of Heaven because of their actions. I mean think about it, people that carry signs that say “God Hates Fags” and “Pray for More Dead Soldiers” can’t be too high on the Heavenly Top 40 Charts. Protesting the funerals of dead US Military members is the other way these attention whores look to be noticed by every one else. That’s gotta sit real good with God, too.
There is, however, a shining city on the hill that has shown the dumbasses of Westboro Baptist-In-Name-Only Church the way they should be treated at every trouble-making stop they have planned all over the United States. One of my daily reads on the blogosphere, I Hate the Media, has the story of this small Mississippi town:
“Brandon, Mississippi will go down in history as the town where the Westboro Baptist Church met its match.
The lunatics showed up to protest at the funeral of local hero Staff Sgt Jason Rogers who was killed in Afghanistan, but left town without making a peep. They may have made a few moans and groans, but no peeps.”
I know absolutely nothing of Brandon, MS, but I wanna move there to be near the outstanding citizens of this great community. This is a MUST read! The way the folks in Brandon dealt with this situation deserves the highest praise. Read on at I Hate the Media to get the whole story. It’s perfect.
An example of how to deal with creeps like the WBINOC has been set for the rest of the United States. Now it is up to the people of all communities around the country to follow it. Shun these abominations to the Father and all that is Holy and deny them the attention they so maniacally crave. Treat them like the pig shit they are without having to say a word to them. I guess what I am trying to say here is Fuck them! And the demon they rode in on!
It’s your turn, America! Make these sons of whores and snakes as irrelevant as a mouse fart in a hurricane. They’ll get their comeuppance when they stand before God. Let Him sort ’em out.