|Famous DUI Mugshot|
Let’s pretend for a minute. Let’s say that you have just concluded a night of some serious alcoholic beverage intake and you decide to drive yourself and a friend home. First of all, after a rousing night of getting hammered, driving is the last of your options, dumbass. Don’t do it!
There are, however, a couple of guys in Illinois who did a hard night of drinking, tried to drive home while blasted, got pulled over by the law then came up with a novel, if dumbass, way of avoiding the ol’ DUI. When these two dumbasses were stopped by the police, the dumbass passenger in the car pulled out his cell phone, called 9-1-1 and reported gunshots outside a club very close to the DUI stop. This was a dumbass move. As the pasenger was reporting the “gunshots”, the police dispatcher could hear the officer conducting the stop in the background and naturally became suspicious. Needless to say, this el fake-o call did not work. The driver was busted for driving under the influence and the dumbass passenger was popped for filing a false Police Report.
A message to the two bad guys: what the fuck were you thinking? Do they not have cabs in Illinois that take dumbasses home after they’ve had too much to drink? Another thing…did nobody at the club that served these guys past the point of inebriation not notice that they were loaded? Still, it’s ultimately the responsibility of the guy behind the wheel while drunk to accept the consequences for his actions.
Luckily, no one was hurt during this incident and the two drunks will be out of commission for a while as they learn to become sober prison bitches and quite possibly former drunks.