I don’t post a lot of video stuff on Dumbass News and I am remiss in my duties as Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde for not doing so. In the future, I shall try to expose more Dumbassery through the use of video. I promise. Lord knows I would have plenty of material simply by virtue of a) the sheer volume of video dumbassery available on the 3 Dub. (that means “www.”) b) the infinite number of Dumbasses willing to be video’ed doing random acts of Dumbassery and c) Mrs. Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde is a video freak. She finds some of the most amazing bullshit in the ether. As a matter of fact, she clued me in to what you are about to witness. Her YouTube Fu is strong.
Before I continue, I am obligated to issue a:
Dumbass Spew Alert! A Dumbass Spew Alert has been issued by the Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde. A Dumbass Spew Alert will be in effect for the next several minutes for all readers of this blog post. A Dumbass Spew Alert means that conditions are favorable for spewing any liquid you may be consuming while watching the following video Dumbassery all over your computer, computer monitor and/or other electronics within the immediate Spewing Area. You have been alerted!
Driving Under the Influence
The Dumbass in the following video insert was busted for drunk driving. Luckily, no one was hurt while the fucking dipshit was hammered and behind the wheel of an automobile.
Over eight million YouTube viewers can’t be wrong.
How in the hell do I follow that?