Wow! What a week for Dumbass News! The past several days have been some of the best ever for our little padded corner of the internet.
Armed with this information, which I carefully analyzed, I have come to two possible conclusions.
- There are enough Dumbasses in the 140 (and counting!) nations in which this blog is read to make it worthwhile to get up out of bed and write my guts out each day.
- You are a bunch of mental midgets, it gets lonely down there in Mommy’s basement and this is your only encounter with “reality”. Well, this and the chain around your ankle that’s attached to an “i” bolt in the basement floor are your only connections to “reality”.
I lean heavily towards Conclusion Number 2. You are, after all, Dumbasses.
Either way, I am very grateful for you taking the time to
look at the pretty pictures peruse the brilliance that occupies these very pages. For you Yoopers out there (like Krebs v Carnot)….oh, never mind, I ripped him a new asshole already. (Read the post, then regale yourself of the comments. It’s worth the laugh)
Speaking of laughs…
Dumbass Music Day
Last monthe the “normal” people of the Earth celebrated World Music Day. So I figgered why not have a World Dumbass Music Day! We even coronated a King of Dumbass Music!
|King of Dumbass Music|
A one, an’ a two an’ a one, two, three…away we goooooooooo!!!!
For today’s story we are going to inject a little culture into The Dumbass Horde Routine – a routine that normally includes heavy consumption of alcohol, a little Latin Lettuce, farting and scratching of gazebos. Then the weekend comes along and the real fun begins.
Our venture into culture involves music. Why music? Because today is World Music Day (WMD). According to Wikipedia, “The Fête de la Musique, also known as World Music Day, is a music festival taking place on June 21.World Music Day is a day on which the world celebrates the magical gift of music.” And by “magical gift of music” they mean shit like Slim Whitman’s “Una Paloma Blanca”.
WMD was started in Fwance by an American musician, Joel Cohen. This Fete de la Musique is celebrated in over TWO countries worldwide! Actually World Music Day is duly feted in 32 (and counting) nations all over the globe.
Dumbass Bandstand continues here.