|D A is For Dumbass**|
I’m sure you are familiar with the term “sexting”. If not, sexting involves two (or more, if you’re a dumbass) people who send sexy text messages and/or steamy photos to each other via their cell phones. Hardly a day goes by that you don’t hear or read something about two (or more, if you’re a dumbass) people sexting each other and said sexting often end with either tragic or flat funny consequences. This story has both tragedy and comedy involving sexting! A dumbass two-fer! And all this dumbassery is courtesy of a one man. But wait there’s more! The man is a District Attorney! Just when you think this guy is dumbass enough, he takes his dumbassery to a level, the likes of which have never before been seen in all of Dumbassdom.
“So what?”, you ask. “Maybe the guy was getting his jollies by sexting his trophy wife and telling he what he’d like to do to her with a turkey baster, chocolate syrup and an egg beater.” I would answer that if the dumbass wants to make a chocolate omelet out of his old lady, then good for him. And maybe good for her. He could make and sell videos of it for all I care. Or do an infomercial that airs at 2AM on Skinemax. What consenting adults do in there spare time is none of my bidness. The keyword is the previous statement is consenting.
You see, the dumbass in our story was not sexting his culinary desires to his wife, but to a victim of domestic abuse in a case that he was prosecuting! I.Kid.You.Not. Among the the offending sexts was this peach, “Are u the kind of girl that likes secret contact with an older married elected DA…the riskier the better?” Risky, hell! Career suicide maybe, dumbass. It has since come to light that the dumbass in question, Ken Kratz, has exhibited this kind of behavior before! Kratz sent similar sexts to another domestic violence victim and in one of them offered to help her write her victim impact statement in exchange for doing the horizontal hula with him.
The expected public outcry ensued and so did Mr. Kratz’s resignation in which did the obligatory I’m sorry and apologize to my wife, kids, etc. He then did what any elected dumbass would do in order to garner sympathy make amends, he went into counseling. I agree that he should get counseling….in jail! Hey, Ken, if you want to experience “domestic violence” first hand, being a prison bitch to a lifer named Leon would be a step in the right direction. I’m sure that you could brush up on your banjo playing while the tune to Deliverance plays in your mind over and over and over for 10-15 years. Dumbass.
**Photo from greenbaypressgazette.com**