I think that posting about dumbass laws today is a great and appropriate idea, considering this is Election Day in the USA. For our readers outside the United States, I have some thoughts on this Election Day on my other blog, Three States Plus One. Check that out and let me know what you think in the comment section on Three States Plus One. Anyway, back to dumbass laws. Over the last 4 years since the Democrats took control of both houses of Congress, they have passed several dumbass laws that affect all Americans and, believe it not, the rest of the world. Obama Care and that clusterfuck known as the “stimulus” package are two examples of dumbass laws enacted by the current Congress. On the local level, the dumbass laws on the books do not have the scope of damage that the Federal laws do, there are still some doozies out there all across the Fruited Plain. So, let’s find them and ridicule them accordingly, shall we?
Massachusetts – It is illegal for a man to wear a goatee without a license.
DN – Where to start? Let’s start with Barney Frank. Is it legal for ol’ Barney Boy to have someone’s gazebos (balls) slapped across his chin without a license? Just askin’.
Michigan – This is a good one. In Clawson, it is allowed by law for a “farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats and chickens”.
DN – I hear that this particular ordinance is quite the rage in Dearbornistan, except for the pigs of course, but the goats and cows are all the rage there, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Minnesota – Women can be sentenced to 30 days in jail for impersonating Santa Claus.
DN – I have been to Minnesota and I’ve got to tell you, the women there are perfect to play Santa Claus. They (the women of Minnesota) have the right body build and the beards to match. Just sayin’.
Mississippi – The law: It is still legal to kill one’s servant.
DN – No wonder Mississippi leads the nation in widows per 100,000 people. Think about it.
Missouri – In Saco, MO, it is against the law for women to wear hats that might frighten timid persons, children or animals.
DN – Hats, schmats. What if the broad is fugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road? That ought to be illegal. Hats come and go, but fugly is forever.
There you have it. An election day reminder that not all dumbasses live in Washington, D.C.So, America, get off your ass and go vote out a dumbass today. Your country depends on you.