As you know, we had elections around the country last night and many Americans look for their elected representatives to take their oath of office and immediately begin the process of repealing some of the dumbass laws which have been passed in the last couple years. While our national leaders are gearing up for fun, froth and frivolity of being in the US Congress, on a local level, people are hopeful that the repeal of local dumbass laws is inevitable. Today, we’ll again bring to your attention to some of those dumbass laws with the proverbial target on their backs. Let’s get to it.
Montana – In this Big Sky Country state, it is against the law to drive with ice picks attached to your wheels.
DN – Next thing you know, they’ll make it illegal to drive with a fattie attached to your lips.
Nebraska – If a kid burps during a church service in Omaha, his parents could face arrest.
DN – Thank God I only slept during Mass on Sundays.
Nevada – Everyone wlaking the streets of Elko, Nevada are required to wear a mask.
DN- I ain’t got a problem with this one. Have you ever seen the women of Elko, Nevada? If you have then you’ll understand the reason this law is a necessity. U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi, you ugly, you ugly.
New Hampshire – New Hampshire is the only state with which Maine shares a border. It’s kind of a buffer between us (Maine) and Massivetwoshits. Anyway, in New Hampshire you can not pay off a gambling debt with the clothes you are currently wearing.
DN – despite the presence of this law, there is a major black market for “businessmen” who loan money extremely beautiful and equally stupid young women. Don’t you just love the free enterprise system?
New Jersey – The Garden State makes it illegal to frown at a policeman.
DN – This is quite possibly the most dumbass law ever! I mean, think about it. These people live in New Frakkin’ Jersey! What the hell is there to smile about?
In closing, I’d like to pass on to the people of New Jersey this piece of advice : Smile at a cop. It’ll make him wonder what you’re up to. And if you’re lucky, it could be your ticket out of there.