The internet is a powerful machine. Facebook is a powerful cog in this powerful machine.
Generally speaking, Facebook is a great way to, like I do, stay in touch with friends and family or to reconnect with people you haven’t seen or heard from in many moons (a little Injun Lingo there). The social network is also a great source of comedic, if felonious, material. I should know. I have an FB account and it gets weird enough there, but the stories I come across when doing research for stuff to write about on this blog are, to say the least, fucking outrageous.
Social Media Stoopididity
Some examples of Facebook Dumbassery that we’ve covered on Dumbass News include the story of a guy who stole some Christmas stuff then posted the details of his theft on his Facebook page! Another time a Florida couple got into a disagreement over a Facebook comment that landed them both in the slammer! Then in a touching Moment of Muslim Social Media Madness, a raghead somewhere named his newborn daughter “Facebook”! Allah will not be pleased.
But wait! There’s more!
Facebook Comment Incites 30 Woman Riot!
A good cat fight between two Dumbasses of the female persuasion is a man’s dream, even if it’s over something posted on FB.
This brawl then must be a man’s wet dream. Not only does it involve females at war over some stoopid shit placed on a Facebook page, it evolves into a full out free for all with over thirty bitches erupting into a full scale armed conflict, the likes of which have not been seen since the Beatles appeared at Shea Stadium in NYC in the mid 60s.
From the HuffPuffSnuffIsEnuffPost
“More than 30 women gathered for a large street fight in Sacramento on Sunday afternoon, reportedly over a Facebook post.