Listen up, Dumbasses! Today’s post will be of the visual variety. For you Yoopers in the audience, that means there will be pretty pictures so the neighbor doesn’t have to read thos old pesky words for you.
Fun will be had by all!
First off, let’s give credit to the Dumbasses at iVillage.com for posting these photos so I could without shame, guilt or threat of law suit steal them to use for an easy article. Thanks, guys!
WARNING! Let this serve as a WARNING to you that if you are eating breakfast now, wait at least a half hour before continuing to read the rest of this post. Continuing on while eating may cause severe projectile puking and/or indigestion/loss of appetite. Consider your Dumbass Self warned.
Phucked Up Photos
When I say phucked up, I mean phucked up. Some of the following photos are so phunny that you may cause a disturbance at work due to uncontrollable howling laughter that would wake the dead, so be advised.
Let us begin…..
John Candy illegitimate daughter with an alien life form from the planet Woof! in the movie Space Balls. Da Schwartz was with Candy on this one.
This guy was once a cast member on the old TV series Mod Squad playing the role of Linc’s long lost white guy brother. Needless to say, things didn’t work out on the show (critics panned him as a “poor excuse for a black guy”), but the guy did go on to become the World’s First Human Pipe Cleaner and then on to stardom in the porn industry.
This back to school photo went awry when Dad (background) went into an alcoholic coma at an extremely unfortunate time. The little girl made it to school on time. By the way, the girl is now a Junior in High School and Dad is still laying in the same spot
Speaking as a Short Guy (I’m 5’4″), this kid has the best date at the prom, especially when a slow song plays and the belly rubbin’ begins. Keywords: “Eyes at Boob Level”. Yay for slow songs.
This is the Class Pansy preparing for the unlikely event of a girl attack. the boy can recite the Periodic Table of Elements frontwards and backwards, probably in several languages, but the site of a female sends him into a frenzy unseen since the Egyptians were in the middle of the Red Sea while chasing Moses and the Hebes. the kid was voted Most Likely to be a Homo with 98.3 % of the vote.
This sissy got the other 1.7% of the Most Likely to Be a Homo Vote. He’s now a male stripper in Boston. ‘Nuff said.
Lord help us all.