The Unofficial End of Summer has come and gone for yet another year. The sun has set on Labor Day for 2012, school is in full swing around the country and vacation season is over, but it is not forgotten. I am sure that on your latest Once-in-a-Liftime Family Vacation , you have fond memories that’ll last you until next Thursday and some photos that will haunt you for eternity.
And when I say “eternity”, I mean “eternity”. Some day when you reach the Pearly Gates, St. Peter will look in the Book of Life for your name and there will be an asterisk (*) next to it. St. Peter will then, in a most un Saint Peter-like fashion fall to the Heavenly ground laughing his ass off while yellowing at a Highly Placed Angel, “Hey, Murray! The Finkelsteins are here! Get a load of these vacation photos!” Soon the laughter from above will resonate all around the Earth as Divine Thunder in its own uproarious kind of way.
I told you that I meant “eternity”.
You Ain’t Alone
Fret not, Dear Dumbass, you ain’t the only one who has vacation photos that would make Saturday Night Live look like a day at the morgue.
Check out these lovely family vacation photos from Dumbasses all around the country and sit back and try to guess which family is the next “Finkelsteins” to reach the Great Beyond. It’s a game the whole tribe will enjoy!
The Yoopermans from Ypslanti, Meechigan….
|“Look, Dad! Leapfrog!”|
Next…the Yerdelmanns from Toad Suck, Arkansas.
|Why are four people taking pictures at once? I’m so confused!|
Jim Bob and Lily Beth on the Banks of the Colorado River…
|Hook ’em Horns and Just Plain Hooker|
Lance and Gwendolyn Finsterwald enjoyed a Medieval Vacaction…
|“I am going to “impale” you, wench!”|
The Garcias are the “Happiest Family on Earth!”
|The Happiest Place on Earth? bwahahahaha|
Molly and Heidi sum up their family’s vacation with a single photo…
|In. The. Crapper.|
If you have some
haunting memorable family vacation photos you’d like to share with The Dumbass Horde, send to me at realdumbassnews AT gmail Dot com and I’ll be more than happy to post them right here on Dumbass News for people in at least 143 countries to marvel at. And by “marvel at”, I mean laugh until they puke, of course.