More Fun-Filled Dumbass Newspaper Headlines!

OK Dumbasses from 145 countries around the Globe it’s time once again for the blogosphere’s favorite daytime fun show “Let’s Give the Reader Brain Damage!” or as it is commonly referred to, Dumbass Newspaper Headlines!

Remember, these are actual newspaper headlines that somehow made it to press without being altered. In other word’s some editor was drunk, stoned, asleep or all three when these headlines got published.

In the South these kinds of people are referred to as “idjits”.

They were looking for guys with knives.

Ya don’t say!

The question is, “Whose Civil War?”

FAIL is right.

And in other news: Elvis is Still Dead.

I got nuthin.

Dumbasses.

Even more Dumbass Newspaper Headlines!

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