I have been busier than a one-legged man in an ass kickin’ contest lately.
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My wife underwent surgery a couple of weeks ago and that means that I have been doing my normal stuff plus her normal stuff around the Dumbass Dome so she could recuperate. She’s much better now, BUT she has another surgery scheduled for tomorrow! That of course means that she will be down for the count for at least a few, probably several, days. Now that means that I will be doing all the stuff around the house that needs to be done plus taking care of our 5 and 10 year old daughters for another unknown number of fun-filled days! The most important thing is, however, Mrs. Fearless Leader’s full and complete return to good health, so as a loving father, husband and Fearless Leader, I shall happily and maybe even occasionally cheerfully hold the down the fort for as long as need be. Bottom line: I won’t be able to dedicate as much time to blogging as I normally would, which is as it should be.
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I don’t know exactly how to begin this post, except to say you’d better be sitting down when you read it. If you are at work and are prone to outbursts of violent laughter or any other orally-emitted sound effects that will cause people in cubicles to floors above you to ask, “What the hell was that?“, stifle yourself or read this in private, like in the toilet, where weird noises are perfectly acceptable. If you are of the male persuasion, be thankful your gazebos and plumbing are attached and in good working order. You have been properly cautioned.
Now…To the story!
Iceland, which is a lovely place if you like ice, is a wonderful country whose citizens like to collect penises. And put them on public display! I ain’t makin’ this shit up. I’m not that smart…or stoned. In the sleepy little fishing village of Husavik, which is Icelandic for the “Penis Collecting Dumbasses Who Put Ding-A-Lings on Public Display for Other Dumbasses to Pay to See”, the good people of said sleepy fishing village have
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“stimulated” the economy by opening a Penis Museum! Yes, the (get this!) Icelandic Phallological Museum and its 208 penises are housed in that quaint little building in the photo. There, you’ll find the penises of damn near every sea and land mammal in Iceland – except the ding dong of a man. Until now. As the article from Aol News states, “a donor named Pall Arason donated his educational tool to the museum in an impressive show of support for the sciences.” What a guy! It’s a man who truly
is an incredible dumbass loves his country who’ll donate his thingy for the good of science and the cock museum. The thing is (<—-pun intended) is that Arason is dead so he doesn’t need his weenie anymore, but it’s in death that he made his greatest contribution the penis-collecting segment of Icelandic society. And any man that donates his doohickey for the good of science is OK by me…even if he’s a dead dumbass. Just run that thought up your flagpole. Pall Arason, you are hero to the Icelandic Phallological Museum and dick savers everywhere and your generosity will stand the test of time. You’re a real ding dong dandy.