Wow! Where has this year gone? 2012 zoomed by quick as a hiccup and that can mean only one thing.
It’s time for the 3rd Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial “You Big Dummy” Dumbass of the Year Awards! Or as we at Dumbass News affectionately call them, The Dummies.
The Dummies Explained
In some ways, The Dummies are like those fake pussified awards like the Oscars or Grammies. We’ll have several categories of Dummies in which there will be a few nominees for each one and each category will have a winner. (You have no idea how difficult it is to write “winner” and “Dummies” in the same sentence.) We’ll slog our way through the various groups, name a winner (there’s that word again) and work our way up to the biggie, the 3rd Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial “You Big Dummy” Dumbass of the Year Award.
The similarities end there.
Unlike Hollywood or the music industry, The Dummies recognize the “achievements” of real people, Dumbasses like you and me. We don’t go for all that fakery and Liberal weenie, touchy-feely, made up bullshit you’ll find in the movies or the cop-killing, racist, bitches and hoes crap in today’s music.
We settle for nothing less than World Class Dumbassery.
Over the next few days, we’ll take a fond look back at some of the Dumbasses that caught our attention in 2012 and bestow upon them the honor that they so richly deserve – The Dummy.
So sit back and relax with an adult beverage or your recreational drug of choice and take heart that no matter how screwed up your life is, there’s a group of Dumbasses out there that’ll make you feel good about yourself.