I rarely bestow Dumbass Honors upon the readers of Dumbass News. As a matter of fact, only once in the two and a half year history of this blog have I dumbassized a reader for her contributions not only to Dumbass News, but to Dumbassery as a whole. Her name is Alexandra Janelli, the Head WTFer at WTFWiFi.com. You can read about our first and only (until today) Dumbass Emeritushere.
There are times however when it’s so blatantly obvious that a reader selflessly contributes to the “betterment” of this blog, and by “betterment” I of course mean the “defiling of the Human Soul”, that as your Fearless Leader it is incumbent upon me to reward said reader with some well-deserved recognition.
On this day I, Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde, hereby proclaim that Dumbass News Reader and Submitter Extraordinaire of Dumbassery of the Highest Order, Stoo, shallhenceforth and for eternity be known as Dumbass Emeritus. Stoo, go forth and be plentiful. Or get neutered. Or something.