Fearless Leader

I am the Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde. The Horde are the readers of my blog, "Dumbass News" (http://www.realdumbassnews.com) (http://dumbassnews.wordpress.com)
I am a Texan exiled by the Almighty to New England in order to spread the One True Culture and Wisdom, that of Dumbassery, to the Yankee Masses. The rest of you must read "Dumbass News" on a daily basis and so, you too, will see the Dumbass Light. Resistance is futile. :)