WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR CHILDREN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Today on Dumbass News, we are going to get down the bare facts about a group of dumbasses that get nekkid. Yes, I said nekkid. Don’t worry, there won’t be any pictures of nekkid people in this post but I will provide links to a couple of places that you might want to use discretion in visiting. The material on them is not suitable for work. Unless you are the Boss. If that’s the case, then dig in, Hoss.
There’s a group of people in our country that like to get nekkid for no apparent reason. Why a certain segment of our population likes gather with others and get nekkid together is beyond me, but, hey, it’s a free country. Another thing is that all these dumbasses that like to get nude with other dumbasses who like to get nude is beyond me. I’m not a prude, but I just don’t get it. On top of that, 99% of these nekkid dumbasses are people who you don’t want to see nekkid anyway! I mean this ain’t exactly a bunch of Playboy bunnies and whatever Playgirl calls their nekkid men. I used to work with a guy who was a nekkidist and I still can’t unforget that image. And this was in 1982! To each, his own. I guess.
This particular group of nekkid people even have a Twitter account (@aanr_nudist) as well as a Facebook page. Those pages do not show any nekkidness, so if you want to check them out, they’re safe for work and kids, as far as nekkidness goes. The group I am talking about today, called ‘Nakation” is down in Florida where at least it’s warm enough to gather and get nekkid. Here in Maine, most of the year they’d need a ‘Nekkid Dome” or some such indoor facility to do a group nekkid thing. These nude dumbasses even have an iPhone app so all the nekkidists can communicate with each other via their iPhones. Nakation’s “re-designed” website can be found here. I looked so you don’t have to and I can tell you that the Home Page doesn’t show any nekkid dumbasses in all their nekkid glory, just some photos from the neck up. I did not, however, go beyond the Home Page, so you are on your own after that.
Nekkidness going high tech was bound to happen, everything else has. So, if you know any dumbasses that want to get nekkid with people of a like mind, pass this information along to them. I am assuming, of course, that they have nothing to hide. Dumbasses. 🙂
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