Category: Arkansas

Global Warming Causes Mental Illness, Wacky Canadians & 4 Pissed Off Women

A Dumbass Salute to You!

Best of Dumbass News 

 
Thank you Dumbasses in 142 (now152- ed)countries around the world for making the last two weeks the best ever for Dumbass News! I truly believe that because you are a tasteless bastard living in your mother’s basement, or you are a fucking alcohol addled hobo getting free WiFi from the library located near your cardboard box “shelter”, it is you that has put this blog in its current bottom feeding almost lofty status. Then again, it is my brilliant, incisive observations, or as my late Dad used to say, bullshit, that brings us all together. On the other hand, your continued support has proven to me that you are an honest-to-God mentally defective degenerate. I say that with love, so hit the Tip Jar (the “Donate” button) in the top right sidebar. I need the money. Shoot me some cheese dammit.

Enough with the touchy, feely shit. Let’s get down to bidness.

Bidness

As usual for a weekend, here are some oldies but goodies that you or, more likely, the thousands of new Dumbasses that haven’t had a chance to read, in which case you either can’t read or you are too lazy to find the stories on your own.

One more thing…here’s a Special Dumbass Shout Out to Brenda somewhere in Arkansas. She and I had a nice email exchange regarding a question about one of my posts. Judging by the way Brenda writes and some of the things she wrote in our email conversation, she is definitely Dumbass Worthy. Ooooooooooooooooooooooo pig sooey!!!!!!!

Dumbass News Trifecta!

A Dumbass Salute to You!

Thank you Dumbasses in 142 countries around the world for making the last two weeks the best ever for Dumbass News! I truly believe that because you are a tasteless bastard living in your mother’s basement, or you are a fucking alcohol addled hobo getting free WiFi from the library located near your cardboard box “shelter”, it is you that has put this blog in its current bottom feeding almost lofty status. Then again, it is my brilliant, incisive observations, or as my late Dad used to say, bullshit, that brings us all together. On the other hand, your continued support has proven to me that you are an honest-to-God mentally defective degenerate. I say that with love, so hit the Tip Jar (the “Donate” button) in the top right sidebar. I need the money. Shoot me some cheese dammit.

Enough with the touchy, feely shit. Let’s get down to bidness.

Bidness

As usual for a weekend, here are some oldies but goodies that you or, more likely, the thousands of new Dumbasses that haven’t had a chance to read, in which case you either can’t read or you are too lazy to find the stories on your own.

One more thing…here’s a Special Dumbass Shout Out to Brenda somewhere in Arkansas. She and I had a nice email exchange regarding a question about one of my posts. Judging by the way Brenda writes and some of the things she wrote in our email conversation, she is definitely Dumbass Worthy. Ooooooooooooooooooooooo pig sooey!!!!!!!

Climate Change, Beer, Pot , Dumbass Brit and Pig Sooey All in One Post!

New Reader from Arkansas

Thank you Dumbasses in 117 countries around the world for making the last two weeks the best ever for Dumbass News! I truly believe that because you are a tasteless bastard living in your mother’s basement, or you are a fucking alcohol addled hobo getting free wifi from the library located near your cardboard box “shelter”, it is you that has put this blog in its current bottom feeding almost lofty status. Then again, it is my brilliant, incisive observations, or as my late Dad used to say, bullshit, that brings us all together. On the hand, your continued support has proven to me that you are an honest-to-God mentally defective degenerate. I say that with love, so hit the fucking Tip Jar (the “Donate” button) in the top right sidebar. I need the money. Shoot me some cheese dammit.

Enough with the touchy, feely shit. Let’s get down to bidness.

Bidness

As usual for a weekend, here are some oldies but goodies that you or, more likely, the thousands of new Dumbasses that haven’t had a chance to read, in which case you either can’t read or you are too lazy to find the stories on your own.

One more thing…here’s a Special Dumbass Shout Out to Brenda somewhere in Arkansas. She and I had a nice email exchange regarding a question about one of my posts. Judging by the way Brenda writes and some of the things she wrote in our email conversation, she is definitely Dumbass Worthy. Ooooooooooooooooooooooo pig sooey!!!!!!!

Dumbass.