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Judge Orders State of Massivetwoshits to Pay for Prisoner’s Sex Change Operation!

Today is The Big Day!

My wife will be having gizzard-removal surgery today and will probably be in her room beginning the recovery process by the time you read this. I will, of course, be at her bedside at Dumbass Community Hospital, waiting patiently and lovingly for her to get strong enough to get home and make me a sammich. And if I were a drinking man, fetch me a beer. Dammit. That’s just the kind of compassionate Fearless Leader that I am.

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Speaking of sex changes…I know, through a very popular blog and Facebook, a now-female, Amanda (not her real name), who has gone through, at least partially (I don’t know how much, nor do I really care), a sex change. She is a very cool person – attractive (in a sex change kind of way :{) and very funny and intelligent. I like her. If she hadn’t revealed this information, I never would have known about the surgery, nor would it have mattered. What matters to me is what’s on the inside, not bodily appendages or lack thereof. Amanda is a quality human bean. That’s all that is important to me. Like I said, I like her and didn’t abandoned our online friendship because of something that she feels is right for her. Did I mention that she’s very smart and funny as hell?

Today’s Dumbass News touches on sex-reassigment surgery, or for brevity’s sake, a sex change. For a prison inmate. A male prison inmate.

But, “Fearless Leader”, you ask, “what’s the difference in what Amanda did and the inmate wants to do?”

Allow me to elucidate.

Michelle Kosilek
Robert/Michelle (Image from HuffPo)

Vive La Difference!

What my friend did and for whatever reasons, she did on her own and through her own means. The inmate, born Robert Koselik, now called Michelle, wants the tax payers of Massivetwoshits to pay for his sex change and some Dumbass Liberal Pussy Judge, US District Judge Mark Wolf  agrees!

FYI, Judge Wolf can be reached at:

1 Courthouse Way
Boston, Massachusetts 02210
(617) 748-9152

The HuffPo story states, “U.S. District Judge Mark Wolf earlier this month ordered the state Department of Correction to provide sex-reassignment surgery to Michelle Kosilek. Wolf found that prison officials had violated Kosilek’s Eighth Amendment right to protection against cruel and unusual punishment, and that the surgery is the “only adequate treatment” for Kosilek’s gender-identity disorder.
Wolf has now found that Kosilek is also entitled to legal fees.
“Kosilek has prevailed on his claim that the defendant has violated his Eighth Amendment rights and is continuing to do so. Therefore, he is eligible to be awarded his reasonable attorney’s fees and costs,” Wolf wrote in an order entered in court Sunday.”

What. The. Fuck?

But wait! There’s more! “Kosilek first sued state prison officials 12 years ago. Two years later, Wolf ruled that Kosilek was entitled to treatment for gender-identity disorder but stopped short of ordering surgery. Kosilek sued again in 2005, arguing that the surgery was a medical necessity. Kosilek has made two suicide attempts.
In opposing Kosilek’s request, prison officials have repeatedly cited security concerns, saying that allowing her to have the surgery could make her a target for sexual assaults by other inmates.
Wolf, however, found that the DOC’s security concerns are “either pretextual or can be dealt with.

You’re joshin’ me, right Judge? Right?

Da judge ain’t joshin’.

Dumbass Questions and Musings

  • “Either pretextual or can be dealt with”? Seriously? I am dumbfounded.
  • A man living as a woman in an all male prison – what could possibly go wrong?
  • A former man who is now a woman (parts, or lack thereof and all) living in an all male prison – what could possibly go wrong there?
  • Nothing says “fuck me and make me squeal” like a transgendered person serving time in a prison filled with the opposite sex.
  • While I am fairly certain that Robert/Michelle has been a prison bitch for a while now (he’s been in prison since the early ’90s), he doesn’t realize the significance of what he’s about to do.
  • Regarding the statement above, I don’t care. The motherfucker is in prison for murdering his wife. Over the mascara or some shit.
  • Judge Mark Wolf is a Commie Bastard, pretextual or not and should be dealt with at the ballot box or Judicial Review Board, whatever the appropriate channels.
  • Bawney Fwank and Ted Kennedy are/were from Massivetwoshits. So is Judge Mark Wolf. Enough said.
  • Fuck Massivetwoshits.

Dumbasses.

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Judge Says Tax Payers Must Foot the Bill for Prisoner’s Sex Change!

Speaking of sex changes…I know, through a very popular blog and Facebook, a now-female, Amanda (not her real name), who has gone through, at least partially (I don’t know how much, nor do I really care), a sex change. She is a very cool person – attractive (in a sex change kind of way :{) and very funny and intelligent. I like her. If she hadn’t revealed this information, I never would have known about the surgery, nor would it have mattered. What matters to me is what’s on the inside, not bodily appendages or lack thereof. Amanda is a quality human bean. That’s all that is important to me. Like I said, I like her and didn’t abandoned our online friendship because of something that she feels is right for her. Did I mention that she’s very smart and funny as hell?

Today’s Dumbass News touches on sex-reassigment surgery, or for brvity’s sake, a sex change. For a prison inmate. A male prison inmate.

But, “Fearless Leader”, you ask, “what’s the difference in what Amanda did and the inmate wants to do?”

Allow me to elucidate.

Michelle Kosilek
Robert/Michelle (Image from HuffPo)

Vive La Difference!

What my friend did and for whatever reasons, she did on her own and through her own means. The inmate, born Robert Koselik, now called Michelle, wants the tax payers of Massivetwoshits to pay for his sex change and some Dumbass Liberal Pussy Judge, US District Judge Mark Wolf  agrees!

FYI, Judge Wolf can be reached at:

1 Courthouse Way
Boston, Massachusetts 02210
(617) 748-9152

The HuffPo story states, “U.S. District Judge Mark Wolf earlier this month ordered the state Department of Correction to provide sex-reassignment surgery to Michelle Kosilek. Wolf found that prison officials had violated Kosilek’s Eighth Amendment right to protection against cruel and unusual punishment, and that the surgery is the “only adequate treatment” for Kosilek’s gender-identity disorder.
Wolf has now found that Kosilek is also entitled to legal fees.
“Kosilek has prevailed on his claim that the defendant has violated his Eighth Amendment rights and is continuing to do so. Therefore, he is eligible to be awarded his reasonable attorney’s fees and costs,” Wolf wrote in an order entered in court Sunday.”

What. The. Fuck?

But wait! There’s more! “Kosilek first sued state prison officials 12 years ago. Two years later, Wolf ruled that Kosilek was entitled to treatment for gender-identity disorder but stopped short of ordering surgery. Kosilek sued again in 2005, arguing that the surgery was a medical necessity. Kosilek has made two suicide attempts.
In opposing Kosilek’s request, prison officials have repeatedly cited security concerns, saying that allowing her to have the surgery could make her a target for sexual assaults by other inmates.
Wolf, however, found that the DOC’s security concerns are “either pretextual or can be dealt with.

You’re joshin’ me, right Judge? Right?

Da judge ain’t joshin’.

Dumbass Questions and Musings

  • “Either pretextual or can be dealt with”? Seriously? I am dumbfounded.
  • A man living as a woman in an all male prison – what could possibly go wrong?
  • A former man who is now a woman (parts, or lack thereof and all) living in an all male prison – what could possibly go wrong there?
  • Nothing says “fuck me and make me squeal” like a transgendered person serving time in a prison filled with the opposite sex.
  • While I am fairly certain that Robert/Michelle has been a prison bitch for a while now (he’s been in prison since the early ’90s), he doesn’t realize the significance of what he’s about to do.
  • Regarding the statement above, I don’t care. The motherfucker is in prison for murdering his wife. Over the mascara or some shit.
  • Judge Mark Wolf is a Commie Bastard, pretextual or not and should be dealt with at the ballot box or Judicial Review Board, whatever the appropriate channels.
  • Bawney Fwank and Ted Kennedy are/were from Massivetwoshits. So is Judge Mark Wolf. Enough said.
  • Fuck Massivetwoshits.

Dumbasses.

Get Filthy Rich by Hypnotizing Dumbasses!

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Boston. Beantown. At Least We Ain’t New Yawk, But We Wish We Had That Many World Series Championships. Whatever you want to call it, Boston is a city that is as full of American history and tradition as any city in the country. Paul Revere, the Red Sawx, the Boston Tea Party and really exceptional Dumbasses – all part of Boston, baby.

For Example…

Chicanery in Chinatown

A 57 year old woman was in Boston’s Chinatown doing a little grocery shopping when she was approached by three women. The women began asking the lady questions and after several minutes, one of the trio handed the shopper a plastic bag. They then instructed her to go home, fill the bag with a shit load of loot and meet them later at Boston Commons.

She did. The lady filled the bag with a valuable necklace, a jade bracelet, her passport and $160,000 in cash! The Nice Lady then proceeded to the Commons where she willfully handed over her life savings to the three con women. The Nice Lady is a Dumbass.

I feel the need to jump in here and make a point or two.

Point 1) I may be in the monority, but if three strange Asian women were to instruct me to go home and cram a couple of hundred large worth of cash and jewelry into a Wal Mart bag, I’d have a tendency to become a bit suspicious. That’s just how I roll.

Point 2) IF I ever reach a point in my life where my mental condition deteriorates to the point that I would even consider doing something so blatantly STOOPID, I hereby authorize anyone reading this post to promptly and mercifully put a .45 hollowpoint into my skull. I thank you in advance.

Keep Your Eyes on the Shiny Object

This same kind of crime has happened twice since the one above and all of the sudden the (I am not making the name of this organization up) Chinese Progressive Association (Commies?) has alerted its members “to remain vigilant when approached by strangers”. That’s odd, I tell my 5 year old daughter the same thing. The difference is that she seems to get it.

The dumbass that heads up the Commies, I mean Chinese Progressive Association, says that he believes the victim was hypnotizedf by the three scammers. He backs this up with the solid evidence that his mother told him of thieves using hypnosis on their victims in his native Hong Kong. (No relation to King Kong or Donkey Kong)

That settles that! I gotta find me a How-to book on this Hypnotizing Dumbasses into Willingly Handing Over to Me Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars in Cash and Jewelry stuff. Then, I am moving to Boston. Chinatown specifically. Supply and demand. Beantown supplies the Dumbasses and the Dumbasses supply me – with millions of dollars!

Put. Me. In. Coach!

Other Etnic Groups

I see a potential trend here. If this kind of shit can be pulled on Asians, why not open up a market for Meskins, Eye-talians or Micks? Boston is a multi-cultural city after all. And I do not discriminate against any group. I don’t care if you are the Mayor of Boston, if a person is a Dumbass (and from what I hear, the current mayor of Boston, Thomas “Mumbles” Menino is a Dumbass {and a Commie}) the person is a target, baby. And I aim to please.

America! What a country!

蠢驴.

Get Rich Quick by Hypnotizing Dumbasses!

You Are Getting Sleeeeeepy….

Boston. Beantown. At Least We Ain’t New Yawk, But We Wish We Had That Many World Series Championships. Whatever you want to call it, Boston is a city that is as full of American history and tradition as any city in the country. Paul Revere, the Red Sawx, the Boston Tea Party and really exceptional Dumbasses – all part of Boston, baby.

For Example…

Chicanery in Chinatown

A 57 year old woman was in Boston’s Chinatown doing a little grocery shopping when she was approached by three women. The women began asking the lady questions and after several minutes, one of the trio handed the shopper a plastic bag. They then instructed her to go home, fill the bag with a shit load of loot and meet them later at Boston Commons.

She did. The lady filled the bag with a valuable necklace, a jade bracelet, her passport and $160,000 in cash! The Nice Lady then proceeded to the Commons where she willfully handed over her life savings to the three con women. The Nice Lady is a Dumbass.

I feel the need to jump in here and make a point or two.

Point 1) I may be in the monority, but if three strange Asian women were to instruct me to go home and cram a couple of hundred large worth of cash and jewelry into a Wal Mart bag, I’d have a tendency to become a bit suspicious. That’s just how I roll.

Point 2) IF I ever reach a point in my life where my mental condition deteriorates to the point that I would even consider doing something so blatantly STOOPID, I hereby authorize anyone reading this post to promptly and mercifully put a .45 hollowpoint into my skull. I thank you in advance.

Keep Your Eyes on the Shiny Object

This same kind of crime has happened twice since the one above and all of the sudden the (I am not making the name of this organization up) Chinese Progressive Association (Commies?) has alerted its members “to remain vigilant when approached by strangers”. That’s odd, I tell my 5 year old daughter the same thing. The difference is that she seems to get it.

The dumbass that heads up the Commies, I mean Chinese Progressive Association, says that he believes the victim was hypnotizedf by the three scammers. He backs this up with the solid evidence that his mother told him of thieves using hypnosis on their victims in his native Hong Kong. (No relation to King Kong or Donkey Kong)

That settles that! I gotta find me a How-to book on this Hypnotizing Dumbasses into Willingly Handing Over to Me Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars in Cash and Jewelry stuff. Then, I am moving to Boston. Chinatown specifically. Supply and demand. Beantown supplies the Dumbasses and the Dumbasses supply me – with millions of dollars!

Put. Me. In. Coach!

Other Etnic Groups

I see a potential trend here. If this kind of shit can be pulled on Asians, why not open up a market for Meskins, Eye-talians or Micks? Boston is a multi-cultural city after all. And I do not discriminate against any group. I don’t care if you are the Mayor of Boston, if a person is a Dumbass (and from what I hear, the current mayor of Boston, Thomas “Mumbles” Menino is a Dumbass {and a Commie}) the person is a target, baby. And I aim to please.

America! What a country!

蠢驴.

Dumbass.

Snake on the Boston Subway!

Future Belt or Wallet

Boston is by most accounts a great city. It’s home to fenway Park and the Red Sox, the Boston Bruins of the NHL and, of course, the 3-time Super Champs New England Patriots the legendary Boston Celtics. And that is just the sports side of Beantown. Boston is also one of the most historic cities in the country with its connection to the American Revolution. But, as much as I hate to say it, Boston is home to more than their fair share of dumbasses. Dumbasses like Melissa Moorhouse.

Melissa belongs in the realm of dumbasses for at least a couple of reasons – Reason 1) Melissa owns a snake. it’s only three feet long at this point but it is a boa constrictor and could grow to be thirteen feet long! Reason 2) Melissa took this dmn snake with her on the subway! Yes, friends, this dumbass woman took a boa onto the Boston subway with her. What could go wrong? Well, I’ll tell you what could go wrong. The damn snake got away from her! On the subway! Dumbass. There were subway system employees looking high and low for the snake but to no avail. At this point, the transit people had no choice but to take the train out of service. I bet the subway riders of Boston just loved to be a train short in the subway system. All over a dumbass snake, or better yet, a dumbass 30 year old woman taking the frakkin’ snake on the train in the first place. Somebody finally found the stoopid snake and the train was put back in service.

Melissa the Dumbass Snake Owner had these touching words when her snake, Penelope, was returned to her, “I’m overwhelmed. I’m extremely happy to have her back.”Also fro UPI article, She said the snake could hide in tiny spaces and fend for itself. No shit, dumbass!? Oh, there’s more from this Darwin Award candidate. “What I’ve been trying to tell people is that she would survive, she would be in the train whether it was weeks or months,” she said. “I don’t know if they have mice or rats but she is completely capable of eating them.”And she (the snake) is perfectly capable of wrapping her sorry as around somebody’s leg and squeezing the shit out of it. I don’t even want to go into what could happen to a small child. Fucking dumbass.

So this stupid bitch gets her snake back and all is hunky dorry in the Beantown subway system. If I were the Head Subway System Guy in Boston, I would have found some ordinance that would throw this dumbass bimbo in jail or at least fine the hell out of her where the thought of taking that damn snake on the subway would make her go into convulsions or some shit. Next, I would take a machete and separate the snake’s head from the rest of his body, then make a belt or wallet out of her sorry ass. End of story. Dumbass.