Category: Crab Vending Machine

Dumbass or Genius – You Decide

Crabs to Go?

 I found the story you are about to see at one of the best sites on the internet. The Jawa Report generally deals with stuff about terrorism, radical Islamists, splodey dopes and American traitors who have joined the cause of jihad, or as we would call them here, dumbass goat fuckers. TJR is an outstanding resource for the latest news regarding those who would do America and Americans harm.

Occasionally, however, The Jawa Report comes across a dandy like this one.(this video is narrated in Japanese or some other -ese) Leave it to those wacky Japanese to come up with an idea like that. Live crabs in a vending machine! I mean, I don’t know if this is genius or dumbass. I guess it’s like they say, “there’s a fine line between genius and dumbass.” After watching the video, it looks like to me that those people are eating the crab alive! That is certainly not genius, it’s definitely dumbass.  Just where in the video do you a see a pan of boiling water? BTW, the cool temperature of the vending machine puts the live crabs in a state of hibernation, and they come back to life upon reaching room temperature. I didn’t see anyone in the video projectile puking, so I assume the crabs are safe to eat…if you are a dumbass or Japanese. On the other claw, the vending machine that dispenses booze is a master stroke, so I ain’t gonna complain too much. Six pack of one, half dozen of the other, I suppose. 🙂

P.S. The vending machines are Japanese made but are actually in Shanghai.

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