Category: Damage

Young Dumbasses Destroy School, But Get Caught Because They are Dumbasses

Starting Point for Young Dumbasses

I am happy to help out a trio of young men to realize their potential as young dumbasses. They certainly have an impressive starting point upon which to build a foundation of their lifes’ dreams. Because of this, these fine young men will soon be world renown dumbasses. Their legacy will be one of the stuff of dumbass legend. Let me splain.

These three young dumbasses thought that they needed to have some fun. So, did they go to a movie? No. Did they go to one of their homes and play video games? Nope. They thought it necessary to break into an elementary school and have some young dumbass fun. Young dumbass fun includes “causing over $50,000 worth of damage to the school, including broken windows and destroyed lockers. They broke into the school office and pulled all the school records out of the file drawers and ran them through the paper shredder. Determined to do as much damage as possible, they started piling trash in the middle of the floor, along with the contents of all the desk and file drawers.” Then the real strong dumbass fun took place. ““When they got bored with trashing the place, they played with the copy machine, taking prints of their backsides and faces. Being the neat and tidy boys they were, they kept the copies they liked and threw the ones they didn’t like into a nearby trash can. The sheriff looked in the trash cans the next morning and found perfect mug shots of each of the boys involved.”

It’s so nice to see that our young people are so ambitious and are so willing to show that when you do something, it’s worth doing right. A for effort. D for dumbass.

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