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Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde
|Photo by James Devaney|
What is it about getting rich and famous that turns seemingly plain old folks into dumbasses? I can understand all of the sudden that you have more money than God and you are now able to go places and do things that before you could only dream of. More power to you in that case. What I am talking about is when sudden riches turn ordinary people into blathering dumbasses, so far removed from reality and where they come from that they are, as a person, completely unrecognizable from what they once were. Mariah Carey is one of those people.
I don’t know much about Ms. Carey except that she a pretty girl and can sing her ass off. I couldn’t name you one of her songs if you held a gun to my head. I also remember a while back when she was in the news all the time because she had some “medical issues”. I thought she had conquered those demons and she made a career comeback of epic proportions, got married and is expecting twins. I think that’s great after all she has been through. Then Mariah goes and opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she is a dumbass. Let me splain.
Mariah has several dogs. Again, good for her. I am sure that she loves her dogs and takes very good care of them. Maybe too good care of them. With the impending arrival of her two little bundles of joy, Mariah cares enough for her pooches that she is sending them to therapy so they won’t feel left out when the babies get here! Are you fucking kidding me? Here’s a quote from the story on BoomBox “but the mom-to-be is pulling out all the stops to make sure they don’t get jealous of the new addition to the family. Mimi has hired a dog psychologist to treat her four Jack Russell dogs. The singer called on the doc to help prevent the canines from having any sort of envy regarding her imminent twins.” The comments are even better. Check these two out: