Today’s story is about homos and it doesn’t even take place in San Francisco where the homo lifestyle (WARNING! GRAPHIC HOMO CONTENT AT LINK!) is prevalent and it’s no big deal. As a matter of fact, I don’t have a problem with gay people doing whatever it is that homos do. What two consenting adults do
to each other’s behind closed doors is nobody’s bidness just as long as no children or animals are involved. It’s just that sometimes, like at the link above, homos don’t keep their hiney humping in the privacy of their homes. Now that’s a problem. Same with straight people. Keep all the he-in’ and she-in’ inside. Dumbasses.
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Homos On the High Seas
Celebrity Cruise Lines recently offered an excursion on the blue waters of the Caribbean exclusively for gay people. Even The Precious People like to gather with like minded folks and just hang out and have a good time while escaping the pressures of every day life. That’s all fine and dandy. But, just like other groups of like minded people, be they Republicans, Democrats, Black, Meskin, hell pick a group, there are gonna be homos who do stoopid shit and give the whole damn lot of them a bad name. This is one of those cases.
The word “buggery” is often used interchangeably with the word “sodomy”, commonly known as “pumping the poop chute”. In some countries this type of activity is illegal. Dominica is one of those places. And guess where the “Fag Flotilla” had a scheduled docking during this cruise? Yep. Dominica. Why a ship full of homosexuals would dock where, by the very definition of being a homo having relations with a person of the same sex, is a mystery to me. But….
Dominican Police boarded the ship and arrested a couple of sissies on suspicion of indecent exposure and buggery. In other words, these two dudes were busted for allegedly having butt sects and could face a fine and/or six months in jail! This sentence seems pretty damn harsh to me, but if the two homos were actually doing the nasty in a public setting, say such as a cruise ship with 2000 other fairies on board, then they have put themselves in a position (no pun intended) where they must face the consequences of their, er, um, “actions”.
Here’s an excerpt of the article found on the HuffingWeeniesTon Post,
“The pastor of Dominica’s Trinity Baptist Church, Randy Rodney, praised the police for their intervention. “I am very pleased that the police were called in and have arrested the people in question. I have warned about gay tourism and its implications for Dominica,” said Rodney, who is a vocal critic of homosexuality and lesbianism.
The presence of gay cruises in the Caribbean has riled several conservative islands including Jamaica and Grenada, where anti-sodomy laws are enforced with strong backing from religious groups.
According to Cruisemates.com, no gay cruise lines sail to Jamaica or Barbados for fear of homophobia and possible violence. It said other places like the U.S. Virgin Islands welcome gay cruises.
In 2010, the Cayman Islands rejected the arrival of an Atlantis gay cruise amid protests from religious groups even though homosexuality is legal on the archipelago.
Don Weiner ( ed. – a guy named “Weiner” working for a homo cruise lines! Now that’s funny!!!), a spokesman for Atlantic Events, referred all questions to Campbell, including why the company organized a trip to Dominica and whether it knew about the island’s anti-sodomy laws.
Elizabeth Jakeway, a spokeswoman for Celebrity Cruises, referred all questions to Atlantis.
What was Celebrity Thinking?
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I’m with the guy who asked the cruise lineswhy in the hell would they take a boat load of queers to a country where queers could be endangered simply for the fact that they (the queers) are gay? Let me ask you this: Would you send Spike Lee and a plane load of other black asswipes like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton to a Ku Klux Klan meeting in Mississippi? I didn’t think so. Instead of a big ding a ling, the people at Celebrity Cruise Lines have their heads up their collectives ass.
Still, if the two busted Rump Rangers are guilty of what they are accused of, then they might want to learn the duties of a Big House Bitch in a Dominican prison. After all, luck favors a prepared mind. I’m just sayin’.
I honestly hope that the two men who were arrested are released without further ado and safely returned home to their friends and family. I also sincerely wish that the People in Charge of Spying on Homo Activities in the Dominican will step forward and expedite the men’s return to the United States. I mena, what the couple is accused of doing in public is certainly out of bounds, getting thrown into a dark dungeon in a foreign prison is a bit harsh if you ask me. Unless these two guys like the whole “Slay the ‘Dragon’ With Your Beefy Sword'” scenario.But that’s another “Fairy Tale” for another gay cruise.
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Does the name “Westboro Baptist-In-Name-Only Church” sound familiar? It should. That’s the group of dumbasses from Kansas that are the arbiters of all the things that God wants the World to be like. By golly, when they say God wants us to believe a certain way, then dammit, you’d better believe that way or you’re going to burn in hell! I have a feeling my Baptist brothers and sisters around the country will be surprised that they should follow the path of these dumbasses to please and glorify God. As a matter of fact, I bet this is news to the Almighty as well and I get a feeling that He ain’t exactly preparing these cretins a special corner of Heaven because of their actions. I mean think about it, people that carry signs that say “God Hates Fags” and “Pray for More Dead Soldiers” can’t be too high on the Heavenly Top 40 Charts. Protesting the funerals of dead US Military members is the other way these attention whores look to be noticed by every one else. That’s gotta sit real good with God, too.
There is, however, a shining city on the hill that has shown the dumbasses of Westboro Baptist-In-Name-Only Church the way they should be treated at every trouble-making stop they have planned all over the United States. One of my daily reads on the blogosphere, I Hate the Media, has the story of this small Mississippi town:
“Brandon, Mississippi will go down in history as the town where the Westboro Baptist Church met its match.
The lunatics showed up to protest at the funeral of local hero Staff Sgt Jason Rogers who was killed in Afghanistan, but left town without making a peep. They may have made a few moans and groans, but no peeps.”
I know absolutely nothing of Brandon, MS, but I wanna move there to be near the outstanding citizens of this great community. This is a MUST read! The way the folks in Brandon dealt with this situation deserves the highest praise. Read on at I Hate the Media to get the whole story. It’s perfect.
An example of how to deal with creeps like the WBINOC has been set for the rest of the United States. Now it is up to the people of all communities around the country to follow it. Shun these abominations to the Father and all that is Holy and deny them the attention they so maniacally crave. Treat them like the pig shit they are without having to say a word to them. I guess what I am trying to say here is Fuck them! And the demon they rode in on!
It’s your turn, America! Make these sons of whores and snakes as irrelevant as a mouse fart in a hurricane. They’ll get their comeuppance when they stand before God. Let Him sort ’em out.