|Tina, is that you?|
Today’s dumbass story comes to us from a place where you can locate thousands of dumbsses at any given moment twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No, I don’t mean California. Or the White House. I mean Sin City. The city that never sleeps, Las Vegas, Nevada. You’ll be surprised to learn that I am not talking about gamblers, casinos or hookers either.
Let me splain. Today’s featured dumbass is a young, pretty, seemingly bright young lady with big, uh, big, uh, er, big “blue eyes”, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Anyway the young lady with the big jugs, I mean “blue eyes”, was stopped on suspicion of drunk driving which is a big no no if indeed you are driving drunk. Well, “Blue Eyes” was found to be driving drunk after she failed field sobriety tests, so off to jail she went. When she got to jail, a crew from Tru TV was there also, filming for the series, Inside American Jail.
Once she got to the jail she was booked and sent to the seating area to park her hiney. At this point, it’s a little bit futile for me to describe what happened, rather I’ll post a link to this video and you can see for yourself. I’ll be here when you get back. After watching the video
at least 30 times once, I can offer my opinion. And since that’s the only one that matters around here, I’ll do just that. It appears to me that maybe Tina (the blonde with the big “blue eyes”) is a bit buzzed but not commode-huggin’ drunk. She’s former stripper so attempting to show the cops and the people in custody her assets is hardly out of character. I say that as a former professional drinker and strip club patron, it is my considered opinion that Tina knew exactly what she was doing.
I wanted you to see that video so you could see what happened then (Feb,2009) and what Tina is claiming today. Tina is claiming that she was too blasted to remember signing a release form so the segment with her in it could be aired on Tru TV. More the from the linked article, “Late last month, Vlijter (Tina) sued Langley Productions and TruTV parent company Turner Broadcasting System, for at least $30,000 in compensation and unspecified damages for misrepresenting Vlijter and using the footage without a properly obtained consent. Vlijter said she was so drunk when arrested she doesn’t recall signing a waiver, and her attorney said Langley has ignored repeated requests to produce whatever consent form it might have”. If you read the whole article previously linked, she remembers everything but signing a waiver.
Two things: 1) Tina just filed this suit in November, 2010 and the show aired at least a year before then.Was she so drunk for at least the last year that she forgot she was on the show? 2) This reason has a few sub-reasons so bear with me. Sub-reason 1) I bet a dollar to a donut that Tina has made a considerable sum of money (more than the 30G’s she’s suing for) as a result of her being on Inside American Jail. For a little while she had the most famous set of knockers in Vegas.I’m sure she has on more than one occasion played “Arrest Me Mr. Policeman” at bachelor parties or whatever. Sub-reason 2) She was watching late night TV when she saw a commercial for Dewey, Cheatam and Howe, Attys. at Law, We don’t get paid unless you get paid. She was on the phone to those guys quick as hiccup. Sub-reason 3) Tina is looking for more horny guys to play “Arrest Me Mr. Policeman” with while her boobs can still stand up to scrutiny, if you know what I mean again and I think you do. Sub-reason 4) Tina and her lawyer believe that Tru TV will settle out of court instead of dragging the whole damn thing out and she and the lawyer will each snag a lot more than 30 Large.
At that point, Tina can go on showing off her famous tits and get while the gettin’s good and the attorney can crawl back under the rock from whence he came. Dumbasses.