It’s almost 1:30PM, EDT and I have put up nothing new. Even you Dumbasses can see that.
I tell ya what I’m gonna do….
I know that there at least enough of you to have read this blog just under 75,000 times in total. By using basic math and the Law of Averages, I can accurately surmise that some of you are BIG people. By BIG I mean fat, lardass, heavy, have-another-chesseburger BIG people. Please understand that I ain’t making
light fun of you, Wide Load friend, I am about to do you a favor. Srsly.
Today I am gonna give you a reason to pack on a few pounds.
July is National Ice Cream Month!!!
National Ice Cream Month dates back to 1984 when July was so proclaimed by President Reagan.
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Read the rest of the story to get a flavor of what this special month is all about, including a History of Ice Cream, right here.
And then go on about ya bad self and start on your journey to Porkerdom!