Category: Kurt Cobain

Want to Feel Connected? Snort Your Dead Husband’s Ashes!

Dead Man’s Hole

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Courtney Love, the widow of  the rock group Nirvana’s frontman, Kurt Cobain is a hole, pun intended. This bitch is batshit crazy. I’m sure you’ve heard of this no talent waste of skin before. For a while, it seemed like she was in the news about once a week, kind of like Lindsey Lohan is today. Now, The Hole is at it again, thanks to a guy writing a book about famous dead people. let me splain.

The author, Neil Strauss, was visiting with The Dumbass Hole when they walked up to a chest of drawers and she opened one of the drawers and pulled out a cookie tin-looking thing with some white powder in it. What was in the tin? Speed? No. Cocaine? Nope. Dead Dumbass Husband’s Cremated Remains? Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! To be fair, maybe the Dumbass Hole was just going to share a respectful moment with Strauss and offer a glance of Cobain’s ashes and tell a tender story of the man she was married to. Bwahahahahaha! No! She mentioned that she would like to snort some of the remains like it was coke or something! I am not making this shit up. Evidently, she got the idea from Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones who admitted that he snorted some of his late father’s ashes. Well, hell, in that case let’s all snort the cremated remains of the family member of our choosing! And let me tell you, Courtney love could not have picked a better role model to follow than Keith Richards! He’s a drug-addled walking zombie and she’s not much better. In fairness to the Dumbass Hole, she and Strauss did not follow through on her idea, but she ended the conversation about it by saying, “I’d like to though”. Dear Sweet Jesus!

What in the Name of all that is Holy do these people smoke? Whatever it is, they need to 1) share it with all of us or 2) be institutionalized or 3) both 1 & 2. Maybe Ms. Love has changed her ways to become a better mom and citizen (I hope so) and this was just an isolated drug-induced idea. I’m willing to give he the benefit of the doubt this time, but that bitch is still batshit looney tunes. And a hole. She’s still a hole. And Kurt Cobain is still dead and in a cookie tin instead of up his dipshit wife’s nose….as far as we know. Dumbass.

(Hat tip to Heather the Wife and Aol News)

***Image from Stephen Lovekin, Getty Images)***

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Celebrity Dumbasses: Roseanne, Spike, Hagar and More!

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Like it or not, the American public looks up to celebrities in ways that aren’t always, shall we say, healthy. Many of our fellow citizens look up to celebs as some kind of guru or some stoopid shit, when in reality, most celebrities are just stoopid shits themselves. Talent, or lack thereof, aside, many famous people are just as big a Dumbass as those who worship them.

Some of the more incredibly infamous stunts pulled by these “I’m Famous and Therefore Better Than You” assholes include Roseanne Barr’s screeching rendition of our National Anthem and more recently Spike “I’ll Take the Black Guy’s Side Because Whitey is a Raaaaacist” Lee’s tweet revealing the home address of the “White Hispanic” (whatever the fuck that is) guy who killed a black teenager down South. Spike did this despite the fact that there are conflicting stories about what actually happened! The shooter wasn’t black, so good old Spike jumped right in there condemning the “White Hispanic” guy because, well because he ain’t black. There’s one minor problem here. Lee tweeted the wrong address! The address put out there for the Twitterverse to see belonged to a couple in their 70s that had nothing to do with this whole tragic incident! Nice job, Spike. Bigoted asswipe.

Other Celebrity Dumbasses

There are more than enough Dumbass famous people who do idiotic things to belittle and berate, but I picked a few for today’s post that are real attention grabbers and surefire candidates for Celebrity Dumbass of the Year.

Behold:

Hagar Cabo’d When He Should Have Wabo’d Sammy Hagar is a nut case. Decades of nightly blasting of concert amplifiers have scrambled the Red Rocker’s gray matter. He claims that he was once abducted by aliens! And I don’t mean Meskins.

Remembering Kurt Cobain in a Very Special Way – Cobain’s widow, Courtney Love, has snorted many foreign substances up her nose over her lifetime, but non more special than Kurt Cobain’s cremated remains. No. Shit.

Doggie Therapy for Mariah’s Pooches – Mariah Carey is by most accounts a very nice, if not weird, young lady. With the voice of an angel also comes the brains of a spit wad. When Mariah was preggers with her twins, she put her dogs in therapy so the puppies would learn how to deal with the arrival of the baby bookends. No word yet on whether she’s breast feeding the dogs along side the twins.

I’m sure that I’ll be writing about more Dumbass Celebrities in the future, so these stories will probably seem tame in comparison with what is yet to come. I can’t wait!

Happy Easter & Passover 

I joke and cuss and demean Dumbasses on a daily basis on this blog, so the “Serious Times” are few and far between. I want to, however, wish all of you a blessed Easter and a spiritually edifying Passover. God bless you all.

Dumbasses.  🙂

Dumbass Hole Wants to Snort Cobain’s Ashess Thru BongZilla!

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Courtney Love, the widow of  the rock group Nirvana’s frontman, Kurt Cobain is a hole, pun intended. This bitch is batshit crazy. I’m sure you’ve heard of this no talent waste of skin before. For a while, it seemed like she was in the news about once a week, kind of like Lindsey Lohan is today. Now, The Hole is at it again, thanks to a guy writing a book about famous dead people. let me splain.

The author, Neil Strauss, was visiting with The Dumbass Hole when they walked up to a chest of drawers and she opened one of the drawers and pulled out a cookie tin-looking thing with some white powder in it. What was in the tin? Speed? No. Cocaine? Nope. Dead Dumbass Husband’s Cremated Remains? Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! To be fair, maybe the Dumbass Hole was just going to share a respectful moment with Strauss and offer a glance of Cobain’s ashes and tell a tender story of the man she was married to. Bwahahahahaha! No! She mentioned that she would like to snort some of the remains like it was coke or something! I am not making this shit up. Evidently, she got the idea from Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones who admitted that he snorted some of his late father’s ashes. Well, hell, in that case let’s all snort the cremated remains of the family member of our choosing! And let me tell you, Courtney love could not have picked a better role model to follow than Keith Richards! He’s a drug-addled walking zombie and she’s not much better. In fairness to the Dumbass Hole, she and Strauss did not follow through on her idea, but she ended the conversation about it by saying, “I’d like to though”. Dear Sweet Jesus!

What in the Name of all that is Holy do these people smoke? Whatever it is, they need to 1) share it with all of us or 2) be institutionalized or 3) both 1 & 2. Maybe Ms. Love has changed her ways to become a better mom and citizen (I hope so) and this was just an isolated drug-induced idea. I’m willing to give he the benefit of the doubt this time, but that bitch is still batshit looney tunes. And a hole. She’s still a hole. And Kurt Cobain is still dead and in a cookie tin instead of up his dipshit wife’s nose….as far as we know. Dumbass.

(Hat tip to Heather the Wife and Aol News)

***Image from Stephen Lovekin, Getty Images)***

Courtney Snorts Kurt?

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Courtney Love, the widow of  the rock group Nirvana’s frontman, Kurt Cobain is a hole, pun intended. This bitch is batshit crazy. I’m sure you’ve heard of this no talent waste of skin before. For a while, it seemed like she was in the news about once a week, kind of like Lindsey Lohan is today. Now, The Hole is at it again, thanks to a guy writing a book about famous dead people. let me splain.

The author, Neil Strauss, was visiting with The Dumbass Hole when they walked up to a chest of drawers and she opened one of the drawers and pulled out a cookie tin-looking thing with some white powder in it. What was in the tin? Speed? No. Cocaine? Nope. Dead Dumbass Husband’s Cremated Remains? Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! To be fair, maybe the Dumbass Hole was just going to share a respectful moment with Strauss and offer a glance of Cobain’s ashes and tell a tender story of the man she was married to. Bwahahahahaha! No! She mentioned that she would like to snort some of the remains like it was coke or something! I am not making this shit up. Evidently, she got the idea from Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones who admitted that he snorted some of his late father’s ashes. Well, hell, in that case let’s all snort the cremated remains of the family member of our choosing! And let me tell you, Courtney love could not have picked a better role model to follow than Keith Richards! He’s a drug-addled walking zombie and she’s not much better. In fairness to the Dumbass Hole, she and Strauss did not follow through on her idea, but she ended the conversation about it by saying, “I’d like to though”. Dear Sweet Jesus!

What in the Name of all that is Holy do these people smoke? Whatever it is, they need to 1) share it with all of us or 2) be institutionalized or 3) both 1 & 2. Maybe Ms. Love has changed her ways to become a better mom and citizen (I hope so) and this was just an isolated drug-induced idea. I’m willing to give he the benefit of the doubt this time, but that bitch is still batshit looney tunes. And a hole. She’s still a hole. And Kurt Cobain is still dead and in a cookie tin instead of up his dipshit wife’s nose….as far as we know. Dumbass.

(Hat tip to Heather the Wife and Aol News)

***Image from Stephen Lovekin, Getty Images)***