A few days ago I wrote this about the lady who eats cat hair: If the woman in this story isn’t named the winner of the 4th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial “You Big Dummy” Dumbass of the Year Award for 2013, I’ll kiss your ass in the middle of downtown Dallas and give you an hour to draw a crowd.
I was wrong.
Meet me in Big D.
I’ll practice my puckering.
You. Can’t. Make. This. Shit. Up.
I got nothin’ to add.
***Hat tip to Matt Vaughn – A Friend of Many Years & a Lifelong Dumbass***