Category: Liberals

Smackin’ Around Dumbass Leftists

Happy Birthday to the United States Marine Corps! Semper Fi!

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I owe some members of the Dumbass Horde an apology. This specific “wing” of the Horde are the Dumbasses who come to this two time award-winning blog (as proof I’ll add the award logo to the sidebar soon) to bitch, moan,complain and scream raaaaacism, amongst other lies brought on by a major lack of reading comprehension, about what I write. Products of public schools no doubt. Or products of Liberal Pussy parents. But I repeat myself.

My apology, sincere and heartfelt, is due to the fact that I forgot to wish those Dumbasses a Happy May Day. May Day is a big deal in the Commie World that these pencil neck weenies occupy (Wall Street). I made a Commie Funny, huh, Comrades? Now before you Marxist asswipes start crying about what a mean and misinformed Neanderthal I am, let me point you to the official Commie perspective of May Day. I’ll write very slowly so you can understand what it is that you are protesting/making a damn fool of yourself/looking like a brain dead moonbat for. Click. This. Link. To. Learn. Something.

Or get somebody to read it to you, as it has no pretty pictures of unicorns shitting Skittles.

I’ll wait for you.

Such Nice Young People

Now that, via the link above, I have handed you your worthless ass on a silver platter by presenting those pesky things called facts, don’t come crying to me when one day you grow up and/or get out of rehab and realize that on all those occasions in which you participated in an Occupy (insert latest Commie Buzz Word here) event, you were trashing the country and the founding documents that allowed you to make a total boil on the ass of Humanity out of yourself.

You should thank a Conservative for helping to stave off your “leaders'” efforts to destroy what True Americans hold dear – the God-given Right to Be a Dumbass. Or worse.

Better yet, thank a cop or a current or past member of the Armed Forces of the United States for fighting, and in millions of instances giving up their LIFE, so you can breathe the air of those you are “protesting”. By “protesting” I of course mean harassing, intimidating and otherwise disrespecting. But what’s a little taking a shit on a police car or a few rapes in your tent cities between friends?

You guys kill me. In a metaphorical sense of the word, of course.

Free Advice from a Redneck 

OK, Occupy Pus Pockets, because I believe and have hope in even the worst of the worst of you, I feel compelled to pass along some things you might want to learn and commit to memory. Best of all, I’ll do it for free! You used tampons like free stuff don’t you? Then you’ll absolutely love what I am about to edify you with, again, at no cost to you. Yet.

Free Things for Smelly Commie Pussies to Keep in Mind

  • Hope and pray that the next cop car you take a dump on is being driven by a police officer who is in a real good mood. Otherwise, he/she just might take exception with your actions and relocate you to a nice cozy jail cell in Harlem, occupied (<—another Commie funny; I kill me) by a former enforcer for the Black Panthers named “Foot Long” who hasn’t had butt sex for an extended period of time. “Foot Long” will show your anal cavity some real occupation.
  • It would behoove you to keep abreast of which of the people you are irritating the hell out of have 6th Degree Black Belts in some form of Asian self defense that I can’t even pronounce, much less spell. As a Public Service to you, I present the tale of a dearly departed Chinese guy who was the recipient of a form of this discipline called Gazebo Fu. 
  • While I do not condone violence unless it is necessary to the plot, I, and many folks just like me, are prepared to a) kick your stinking unAmerican ass if provoked to that point or b) if within the parameters of the Law, blow you and your crotch critters to Kingdom Come. An example of this type of retribution would be if you harmed, or attempted to harm, our women or children or threatened the sanctity of our property, thus creating a sense of fear for the safety of our families. That’s just common sense. Deal. With. It.
  •  Here’s a very valuable, yet free, reminder about the mindset of some of the people you are fucking with. The only reason they carry (with proper certification, licensing, etc.) a .45 is that Smith & Wesson doesn’t make a .46. I’m just sayin’
  • You are breathing their air.

Still With Me?

That’s about all I have for now, Comrade. I hope you find the information in this post useful, because it is certainly pertinent to the situation in which you have put yourselves. Re-read it (or have it re-read to you) and be uplifted.

I hope and pray that you Green Turds in the Punch Bowl can maintain a modicum of civility towards those with whom you so vehemently disagree and consider yourselves fortunate that they have acted towards you with little more than looks of disgust, which you so richly deserve and feelings of pity, which you don’t.

And take a bath. The lice in your dog shit-lookin’ hair do haven’t had a drop of water in weeks.

Idiots. And…

Dumbasses.

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Toilet Seats as Murder Weapons!

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When I first saw this story I was so sick to my stomach that I nearly heaved. I mean I was thisclose || to projectile puking from here in Augusta, Maine all the way to Boston, 140 miles away. And since the Red Sox playing in Fenway Park tonight, I would have pissed off more than a few of the sellout crowd in attendance at tonight’s game. Not that I care, but it still would have made somebody mad.

As I sit here writing this post on the Trashiba Laptop. I wonder just what the hell is it with the criminals in our society today? They are getting weirder and weirder by the minute, it seems.

Allow me to elucidate.

Upon Further Review…

Not only are Bad Guys still breaking into peoples’ homes to steal shit, they are increasingly breaking into the homes of friends, neighbors and family members. I guess the Bad Guys are concerned that John Q. Public is probably armed with a Glock and will not hesitate to send the crook to his Maker. Therefore, the criminals are knocking over homes that they know are occupied by unarmed people, easy marks they. I have no facts to back up that assertion, it’s just a not so educated guess. But I am prolly not too far off the mark here.

Another thing that made me want to vomit is the fact that criminals are growing more stoopid by the minute. In other words, we are getting a lower class of crook these days. What kind of civil society can properly exist when the dregs of said society are becoming so inept? That says a lot about all of us as Americans. Bad Crooks = Watered Down Citizens, or as I prefer to call such people, L:iberals. If this is the case, our country is doomed.

Nostalgic for Professional Bad Guys

I am forlorn at the thought that the perps of today have absolutely nothing on the crooks of yesteryear. It used to be that a guy jimmied his way into a home, stealthily went about his business and if he was interrupted by the home owner, he (the Bad Guy) would brandish a weapon, point it at the Good Guy and it was understood that gags, blindfolds and hog tying would be the order of the day. The burglar would leave with his ill-gotten gains and the home owner would wiggle his way free of his bonds and call the cops.

Deadly Weapon

Nowadays, the Bad Guys do real stoopid shit when they beak into a house – like take a bath! For real. There’s this one dumbass who broke into his neighbor’s house and damn near beat the neighbor to death. With. A. Toilet. Seat! And a guitar! What. The. Fuck? A toilet seat? Really? Wasn’t a plunger handy? Or a loofa sponge? What a pussy. A Liberal, no doubt.

An Investment in the Future

I say we get a bunch of Old Crooks from the State Home for the Criminally Insane and Really Cool Old Crooks together and teach to day’s thugs about how to properly go about committing a crime. Any crime, except murder or rape. Educate the Young Scum of today about how to carry out a burglary with dignity and professionalism – and no fucking toilet seats! Instruct them in the preferred way of conning some poor Granny out of her pension or how to rob a bank with class.

To accomplish this notable and noteworthy goal, I say we divert some tax dollars from the Department of Education to the Democrat Party! Not only would the Young Felons of America have a steady income, but upon being caught would be sent to the best Country Clubs Federal Prisons in the nation! The Democraps would be rewarded with the recidivist career criminal vote and thus maintain a firm grip on the power they so deperately crave! It’s a win-win situation! Just think, these Liberals would be around for generations to come exhorting every effort known to man trying to figure out a way to control every aspect of the lives of all American Citizens and Illegal Meskins, too! Kind of like they are doing as  we speak! Yay!

That is unless the Young Scum and Future Liberals happen to break in a Granny who is packing heat. Then all bets are off and we just send these cretins to the morgue.

I feel better already! I knew if I kept writing It would cheer me up. And it did!

No toilet seat needed.

Dumbass.

Phone Sex Ain’t Prostitution Says Italy’s High Court!

There are times when even the greatest country in the history of Mankind, the United States, can look to its overseas brethren for guidance and inspiration.

Granted these time are extremely rare, because the rest of the world is completely off its collective nut (as a whole), and generally has little to offer us in the way of making our lives better. Is that a Snobbish American Dumbass Attitude? Maybe. Is it the truth? Definitely. Sorry, Other Countries of the World.

In one case Italy is our Beacon of Hope. The lighthouse in the distance after weeks in a stormy sea. The shining city at the top of the hill. The…oh, hell, you get the idea.

The Background Story

Some Eye-talian guy named Giancarlo ( a nom de phone john) was charged with the Eye-talian equivalent of solicitation of prostitution not for offering money to a hooker for sexual favors, but for paying a phone sex pro to talk dirty to and, presumably, give a jolly to a business client!

Say what?

If this is indeed the case, then AOL is, or was, the biggest hooker solicitor in the history of the world. After all, ten of millions of people used to pay AOL for services that eventually led to phone sex, if what I have read is true. AOL executives had to have some idea that this sort of lewd and lascivious behavior was taking place, right? They are (were), by its very definition, procurers of prostitutes!

Or not.

Eye-talian Supreme Court

The Court Ruling

This travesty in the name of Justice was rightly appealed time and again, finally reaching the Eye-talian Supreme Court. The High Court ruled for Giancarlo saying, “Verbally servicing an interlocutor for the purpose of sexual excitement does not constitute a sexual service, if it does not involve the bodily erogenous zones of the person who is getting paid for such a service.” In other words in this case, if the “service provider” does not physically touch the pee pee of the “service seeker”, then it ain’t prostitution.

I agree.

If such an act were considered an act of prostitution, then what would the act of willingly driving nekkid and duct taped through a major US city for sexual gratification be considered? Organ-ized crime? (“organ”-ized. hahahahaha)

Keep Phone Sex Legal and Safe  

The United States of America should and must be at the forefront in the fight to keep phone sex safe and legal. I mean, many Americans are standing up for other things that are considered out of the ordinary to the mainstream of society. Like homos getting “married”. Single people adopting children. Homos adopting children! Homos adopting single people!

If phone sex is criminalized what will be next? Playboy Magazine? Penthouse? National Geographic?

I don’t give a damn about phone sex as long as the participants are consenting adults and no children or small animals are involved in their “conversations”. As I see it, no harm, no foul (generally speaking). I only care about phone sex on the occasional Saturday night when Mrs. Fearless Leader and I play “A T & T”, if you know what I mean and I think you do. I especially enjoy the “Caller I.D.” part of our little game. 🙂 But, I digress.

Gubmint Intrusion

This is just another example of why Europe is a cess pool of Socialism – the gubmint getting involved in even the tiniest part of our private lives. This also is a prime example of why the US should stay away from the policies of people (see Obama, Barry) that tend to micromanage our very existence.

Let me put it this way, the Eye-talian Gubmint, which the 4 billionth Eye-talian Gubmint since the end of the Big One, WW2, spent countless millions of dollars prosecuting a guy for setting up a phone sex deal for a business client while their economy crumbles like an Oreo in the hands of a fat kid. This makes perfect sense to me. <—That’s molasses-thick sarcasm there, folks.

Now if we could just get Liberals and homos to join the cause of smaller and less intrusive gubmint, then some of the things they actually believe in (both of them!) might come to fruition.

I think we stand a better chance of getting Socialism and all its glorious failure out of Europe.

What was I thinking?

Dumbasses.

***Hat tip HuffPo***

Attempted Murder w/ a Toilet Seat!

When I first saw this story I was so sick to my stomach that I nearly heaved. I mean I was thisclose || to projectile puking from here in Augusta, Maine all the way to Boston, 140 miles away. And since the Red Sox playing in Fenway Park tonight, I would have pissed off more than a few of the sellout crowd in attendance at tonight’s game. Not that I care, but it still would have made somebody mad.

As I sit here writing this post on the Trashiba Laptop. I wonder just what the hell is it with the criminals in our society today? They are getting weirder and weirder by the minute, it seems.

Allow me to elucidate.

Upon Further Review…

Not only are Bad Guys still breaking into peoples’ homes to steal shit, they are increasingly breaking into the homes of friends, neighbors and family members. I guess the Bad Guys are concerned that John Q. Public is probably armed with a Glock and will not hesitate to send the crook to his Maker. Therefore, the criminals are knocking over homes that they know are occupied by unarmed people, easy marks they. I have no facts to back up that assertion, it’s just a not so educated guess. But I am prolly not too far off the mark here.

Another thing that made me want to vomit is the fact that criminals are growing more stoopid by the minute. In other words, we are getting a lower class of crook these days. What kind of civil society can properly exist when the dregs of said society are becoming so inept? That says a lot about all of us as Americans. Bad Crooks = Watered Down Citizens, or as I prefer to call such people, L:iberals. If this is the case, our country is doomed.

Nostalgic for Professional Bad Guys

I am forlorn at the thought that the perps of today have absolutely nothing on the crooks of yesteryear. It used to be that a guy jimmied his way into a home, stealthily went about his business and if he was interrupted by the home owner, he (the Bad Guy) would brandish a weapon, point it at the Good Guy and it was understood that gags, blindfolds and hog tying would be the order of the day. The burglar would leave with his ill-gotten gains and the home owner would wiggle his way free of his bonds and call the cops.

Deadly Weapon

Nowadays, the Bad Guys do real stoopid shit when they beak into a house – like take a bath! For real. There’s this one dumbass who broke into his neighbor’s house and damn near beat the neighbor to death. With. A. Toilet. Seat! And a guitar! What. The. Fuck? A toilet seat? Really? Wasn’t a plunger handy? Or a loofa sponge? What a pussy. A Liberal, no doubt.

An Investment in the Future

I say we get a bunch of Old Crooks from the State Home for the Criminally Insane and Really Cool Old Crooks together and teach to day’s thugs about how to properly go about committing a crime. Any crime, except murder or rape. Educate the Young Scum of today about how to carry out a burglary with dignity and professionalism – and no fucking toilet seats! Instruct them in the preferred way of conning some poor Granny out of her pension or how to rob a bank with class.

7th Hole, Statesville Correctional Facility

To accomplish this notable and noteworthy goal, I say we divert some tax dollars from the Department of Education to the Democrat Party! Not only would the Young Felons of America have a steady income, but upon being caught would be sent to the best Country Clubs Federal Prisons in the nation! The Democraps would be rewarded with the recidivist career criminal vote and thus maintain a firm grip on the power they so deperately crave! It’s a win-win situation! Just think, these Liberals would be around for generations to come exhorting every effort known to man trying to figure out a way to control every aspect of the lives of all American Citizens and Illegal Meskins, too! Kind of like they are doing as  we speak! Yay!

That is unless the Young Scum and Future Liberals happen to break in a Granny who is packing heat. Then all bets are off and we just send these cretins to the morgue.

I feel better already! I knew if I kept writing It would cheer me up. And it did!

No toilet seat needed.

Dumbass.

A Day Late: Happy May Day! I’d Like to Kick Your Ass! Twice.

I owe some members of the Dumbass Horde an apology. This specific “wing” of the Horde are the Dumbasses who come to this two time award-winning blog (as proof I’ll add the award logo to the sidebar soon) to bitch, moan,complain and scream raaaaacism, amongst other lies brought on by a major lack of reading comprehension, about what I write. Products of public schools no doubt. Or products of Liberal Pussy parents. But I repeat myself.

My apology, sincere and heartfelt, is due to the fact that I forgot to wish those Dumbasses a Happy May Day. May Day is a big deal in the Commie World that these pencil neck weenies occupy (Wall Street). I made a Commie Funny, huh, Comrades? Now before you Marxist asswipes start crying about what a mean and misinformed Neanderthal I am, let me point you to the official Commie perspective of May Day. I’ll write very slowly so you can understand what it is that you are protesting/making a damn fool of yourself/looking like a brain dead moonbat for. Click. This. Link. To. Learn. Something.

Or get somebody to read it to you, as it has no pretty pictures of unicorns shitting Skittles.

I’ll wait for you.

Such Nice Young People

Now that, via the link above, I have handed you your worthless ass on a silver platter by presenting those pesky things called facts, don’t come crying to me when one day you grow up and/or get out of rehab and realize that on all those occasions in which you participated in an Occupy (insert latest Commie Buzz Word here) event, you were trashing the country and the founding documents that allowed you to make a total boil on the ass of Humanity out of yourself.

You should thank a Conservative for helping to stave off your “leaders'” efforts to destroy what True Americans hold dear – the God-given Right to Be a Dumbass. Or worse.

Better yet, thank a cop or a current or past member of the Armed Forces of the United States for fighting, and in millions of instances giving up their LIFE, so you can breathe the air of those you are “protesting”. By “protesting” I of course mean harassing, intimidating and otherwise disrespecting. But what’s a little taking a shit on a police car or a few rapes in your tent cities between friends?

You guys kill me. In a metaphorical sense of the word, of course.

Free Advice from a Redneck 


OK, Occupy Pus Pockets, because I believe and have hope in even the worst of the worst of you, I feel compelled to pass along some things you might want to learn and commit to memory. Best of all, I’ll do it for free! You used tampons like free stuff don’t you? Then you’ll absolutely love what I am about to edify you with, again, at no cost to you. Yet.

Free Things for Smelly Commie Pussies to Keep in Mind

  • Hope and pray that the next cop car you take a dump on is being driven by a police officer who is in a real good mood. Otherwise, he/she just might take exception with your actions and relocate you to a nice cozy jail cell in Harlem, occupied (<—another Commie funny; I kill me) by a former enforcer for the Black Panthers named “Foot Long” who hasn’t had butt sex for an extended period of time. “Foot Long” will show your anal cavity some real occupation.
  • It would behoove you to keep abreast of which of the people you are irritating the hell out of have 6th Degree Black Belts in some form of Asian self defense that I can’t even pronounce, much less spell. As a Public Service to you, I present the tale of a dearly departed Chinese guy who was the recipient of a form of this discipline called Gazebo Fu. 
  • While I do not condone violence unless it is necessary to the plot, I, and many folks just like me, are prepared to a) kick your stinking unAmerican ass if provoked to that point or b) if within the parameters of the Law, blow you and your crotch critters to Kingdom Come. An example of this type of retribution would be if you harmed, or attempted to harm, our women or children or threatened the sanctity of our property, thus creating a sense of fear for the safety of our families. That’s just common sense. Deal. With. It.
  •  Here’s a very valuable, yet free, reminder about the mindset of some of the people you are fucking with. The only reason they carry (with proper certification, licensing, etc.) a .45 is that Smith & Wesson doesn’t make a .46. I’m just sayin’
  • You are breathing their air.

Still With Me?

That’s about all I have for now, Comrade. I hope you find the information in this post useful, because it is certainly pertinent to the situation in which you have put yourselves. Re-read it (or have it re-read to you) and be uplifted.

I hope and pray that you Green Turds in the Punch Bowl can maintain a modicum of civility towards those with whom you so vehemently disagree and consider yourselves fortunate that they have acted towards you with little more than looks of disgust, which you so richly deserve and feelings of pity, which you don’t.

And take a bath. The lice in your dog shit-lookin’ hair do haven’t had a drop of water in weeks.

Idiots. And…

Dumbasses.

Midget Bullfighting and Negroes For Supper

Toro! ***

Oh boy! One of my favorite, and one of the most popular, subjects on this blog is midgets. I have absolutely nothing at all against midgets. Hell, I am only 5’4″ myself. That ain’t exactly Andre the Giant territory. It’s just that so many people, many of them midgets themselves, get so fucking bent when a midget goes against what they (the bent people) think is “proper” behavior for a “little person”. A shitload of midgets get pissed off as well.

A Little Bull 

The latest thing to put a knot in the panties of a bunch of sissy do-gooders is Midget Bullfighting. You got it. Little People doing the cucaracha with bulls. Baby bulls of course. And this pisses off so many pussies why? Why is it that midgets have to all be exactly the same following the same rules or living the same lifestyle? I don’t get it. The Little People doing the bullfighting surely know what they are getting into. Or are they, as the Pissed Off Pussies seem to insinuate, too stoopid to make their own decisions? I go with the Bullfighting Midgets on this one. They are playing the hand that they’ve been dealt and making some cheese (that’s money for those of you in New Jersey) also. Do these same protesters think less of Meskins or Spaniards for bullfighting? Or are they expected to bend tacos and make sangria simply because of some pre-conceived idea of what Meskins and Spaniards are “expected” to do? I can’t remember his name, but did you know that the richest man in the world is a Meskin? I guess he bent a shit load of tacos to get there. Oh, did I mention that dwarf bullfighting is very popular in Mexico? I wonder if the Rich Meskin Guy has a stake in it?

Hypocrites 

This is what all these Liberals and Pissed Off Pussies do. They complain and bitch and moan that white guys, particularly Southern White Guys, placed people in categories because of their skin color, ethnicity or some other stoopid shit. Some do. But the vast majority of these rednecks would be happy to have a midget over for dinner. Why hell, they’d even let the midget sit at the grown up table. You’d be surprised to learn that 99% of these same “bigots” would actually have supper with Negroes! Yes, Negroes! Of course the Negroes would have to sit at the back of the dining room, but at least they eat fairly close to the Southern White Guys. What more do you expect from raaaaacists and bigots? BTW, raaaaacist always has five “a”s in it.

My point is that while all the Pissed Off Pussies and Liberals, but I repeat myself, are supposedly the people who think that all men are equal, but they are the ones constantly grouping people by race, religion, midgetry, etc. I say fuck the Pissed Off Pussies and their ilk. They are a bunch of hypocritical assholes who need to get laid. Or summarily shot at sun up. I am only kidding. They don’t need to get laid. They might reproduce and we can’t have that. Just shoot ’em.

Or make ’em have a Negro over for supper. NO! Not as the main course! As a guest, dickweed!

The Pissed Off Pussies and other Liberal Asswipes should be looking up to midget bullfighters. But then they’d (the POP) would have to be bigger men to do it. And the only bull they know is the bullshit they are so full of.

Dumbasses.

Hat tip to The Dumbass Wife

***Photo from Getty via HuffPo***

Those Wacky Fwench Can Teach Dumbasses a Lesson

They Pledged Their Sacred Honor

For our newer readers I’d like to state right here, right now something that will reveal my bias regarding the story I am about to present to you. I am a very politically conservative individual. Now you know exactly where I stand on the following issue. And where I stand on the Fwench. I don’t like the Fwench. Put in layman’s terms, the Fwench are pussies. This isn’t a blanket statement about everyone of Fwench extract, just a generalization about the majority of the citizens of Fwance. I am basing this outlook on personal experience and opinions formed from news stories from the Fwench media as well as the information I have gathered from the American media. Appropriate mud hole stompin’ will follow. Be afraid. Be very afraid.That’s just how I roll.

The Fwench Show Their Pussifiedness Again

So what’s new about this headline? Nothing. That’s what. The Fwench are pussies, something I have known for many years. Now what on Earth have the Fwench done now to refuel my disdain for them? To be honest, nothing has actually happened, yet, but it is thisclose (intended spelling) to becoming reality.

I just got an email alert from a Fwench news organization that once again uncovers the pure, unadulterated contempt for their own citizens from the leaders of Fwance. The Fwench Gubmint has already imposed such neat, and by neat I mean fucked up, laws on their people (a mandated 35 work week and a shit load of vacation time for everybody in the late summer, just to name a couple) that surely one more won’t matter, will it?  Allow me to let you in on something the Fwench have no clue about. It’s called Freedom. Oh sure, those cultured up Frogs (being called “Frogs” really pours piss on their caviar) have no problem murdering the unborn and turning their heads as their so-called “leaders” live a life filled with moral depravity. These “leaders” also look at their constituents with nothing but derision for the very who elected them to the Fwench Parliament. (I’m gettin’ there, I’m gettin’ there). The Frog Parliament has chiseled away at the God-given rights of the Fwench people for many years, so much in fact, that I guessing that few Fwench citizens alive today can remember anything but being in an unfettered march to Socialism. They know nothing else! Dumbasses.

Ferme Le Bouche

That’s Fwench for “shut uppa you face!”. And I’ll be damned if that ain’t exactly what the Frog Gubmint is demanding (through legislation!) that all the peon Frogs (tadpoles?) do. The Fwench Senate passed a bill just a few hours ago that will make it a crime for any Fwench citizen to deny genocide. Let me un-ferme my bouche for you and splain. If a resident of Frogland denies the fact some horrific event like the Holocaust took place, it’s a long vacatio for them in the Bastille. To deny that the massacre of Armenians by Ottoman Turks took place in 1915 – 1916 could also land you in Le Slammer. I don’t know about you but this appears to me to be a little thing called “thought control”. But then again, I am a Dumbass. And a redneck to boot. What do I know about the Fwench? Maybe not much, but I do know that they are a nation of Socialist Pussies. But I digress.

So What?

If you have to ask that question, then you are a Dumbass. Or Fwench. What the hell do you mean, “so what?”?

OK, Frog breath, here’s your “so what” wrapped in a nice little turd sandwich so you can enjoy the taste of being Fwench. Can you not see that maybe, just maybe mind you, that our very own US Gubmint (thanks Liberals!) tried to do basically the same thing to American citizens? There was this little First Amendment issue with regard to the internet in a Congressional Bill called SOPA. I am not gonna enlighten you too much on SOPA/I am Having a Middle Age Moment & Can’t Remember the Other 4 Letters contained in the bill’s title, but trust me on this one. If you don’t trust me, fucking Google it. Do I have to do everything for you, Dumbass? 🙂

Bottom line on SOPA is that it would violate the 1st Amendment to the United States Constitution. Just ask the assholes that supported it until the American people realized what a pig in lipstick SOPA is. Once our Congressional dip shits saw that they were on the wrong side of the American people, they abandoned this bill like Dracula avoids high noon. Rats, meet sinking ship. This kind of bill is designed to do nothing less than censor what can and can’t be said on the internet and if that ain’t a violation of the 1st Amendment, then I am Brad Pitt. Arm Pitt, maybe. Brad? Not so much.

Number 1 for a Reason

There’s a reason that the provisions of the 1st Amendment are there and not, let’s say, the 6th Amendment. Freedom of speech, press, assembly etc. and freedom of religious choice without gubmint intervention or establishment, are exactly the main principles on which the United States were built upon. See: England, George, King. Another way to look at this crap is to think of the Ten Commandments. The 1st Commandment says “I am the Lord thy God.…”. I have a sneaky feeling that it’s Number 1 with a bullet because it’s the MOST SACRED and important of the Ten. I am fairly certain that the Almighty didn’t just throw ten good things together just to have ten good things together.

SOPA/WTFEver was yet another attempt by Liberals to define the Constitution as a “living breathing document”, which is another avenue to Socialism in the USA. The Founders of this country debated, debated again, then debated some more on the framework of the Constitution and they finally debated the document a little more before settling on the one we have today. They wrote what they meant and they meant what they wrote, no breathing allowed.

Around the Elbow to Get to the Arm

I may have taken the long way to get to this point, when I could have taken a shortcut, but I felt it necessary to do so. SOPA is precisely the type of bullshit explicitly forbidden by our Constitution.

If you are having a hard time trusting in what I have written, don’t believe me then. In fact, I urge you to seek further information. I’ll even give you a link where you can start your research. The Constitution of the United States. That’s a great place to start. FYI, there is also a link to the Declaration of Independence on the page. And the Bill of Rights, parts of which I so dazzlingly illuminated in the paragraphs above.

USA! USA! USA!

As the Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde, it is my duty to point out and destroy all things that are a danger to this country. To obliterate any and all ideas contrary to the vision of our Founding Fathers and the Sacred Documents that bind us all together as Americans.

And let me tell you, folks, becoming a Socialist, pussified country like Fwance ain’t the way that we (and our forebears), as Americans, should go. It’s a path to doom and tyranny. Read a little history on all the -“isms”. You’ll change your way of thinking right quick, friend.

For over 235 years, we have done just fine as the United States of America.

May God continue to bless the Greatest Country in the History of Mankind – the United States of America.

As for the Fwench? One word.

Connardes. Translation: Dumbasses