|This Could Hurt a Man’s Gazebos|
Well, this is certainly something you don’t hear everyday.
Many of us have been in a situation where the “call of nature” has reared its ugly head and resolving the issue is simply too much of a chore. Anyway, John had to piss and he had to piss in a hurry. He pulled over and was taking care of business when all of the sudden ZAP ZOWIE ZONK, a bolt of lightning appears from nowhere and struck John on his, shall we say, pecker. That’s gonna leave a mark! Luckily, John somehow escaped with only minor injuries, his gazebos remaining intact. Regarding the incident John said, “Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually.” John’s wife must be quite grateful. And I’m sure John is not exactly disappointed. He’s damn lucky his gazebos didn’t fry like a cheap piece of chicken in a vat of hot grease.