Category: National Hockey League

All-Time Great Dumbass Names – Chapter 2

It’s time again for Great Names in Dumbass History (Even If You Are Not a Dumbass)!

A couple of months ago, I did a post on Dumbass Baby Names that garnered quite a bit of attention. Therefore, I thought it might be a good idea to find some of those Dumbass Baby Names that are now dumbass names of full grown adults.

I found some.

Prelude

If you have a Facebook account you undoubtedly get a lots of posts from your friends that feature “greeting cards” from someecards. These are post card-looking images that have a pithy quote on them. Some are pretty good while others are just plain dumbass.

Today, we’ll focus on the dumbass ones. Dumbass name ones to be exact.

Below you’ll find a list of actual names of actual people who for some reason or the other did not, when they had every right to, mutilate their parents upon understanding the dumbassery behind their monikers.

I don’t make ’em up, folks. I just make fun of ’em.

Here We Go 

That should be an interesting erec—I mean election. And whatever you do, do not move to any town named Urbandale. I’m just sayin’.

This one should be glad her first name is not Poulet-fusee. Think about it.

Vote for this guy!

This guy is a cop. I got nuthin’. Except, don’t move to Middletown either.

Dumbass names are found all around the World of Sports…for example:


That’ll leave a skid mark.

I remember this guy from the National Hockey League:

                    

His cousin is Wolfgang Von Toggleswitch. OK, I made that one up.

And my personal favorite!

                    
From the looks of things, she might Vanna Womandic, too.

I’m just sayin’.

Dumbasses.

***Thanks to HappyPlace.com (Seymour at the link) for the Images***

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