Category: Occupy Wall Street

Smackin’ Around Dumbass Leftists

Happy Birthday to the United States Marine Corps! Semper Fi!

Best of Dumbass News

I owe some members of the Dumbass Horde an apology. This specific “wing” of the Horde are the Dumbasses who come to this two time award-winning blog (as proof I’ll add the award logo to the sidebar soon) to bitch, moan,complain and scream raaaaacism, amongst other lies brought on by a major lack of reading comprehension, about what I write. Products of public schools no doubt. Or products of Liberal Pussy parents. But I repeat myself.

My apology, sincere and heartfelt, is due to the fact that I forgot to wish those Dumbasses a Happy May Day. May Day is a big deal in the Commie World that these pencil neck weenies occupy (Wall Street). I made a Commie Funny, huh, Comrades? Now before you Marxist asswipes start crying about what a mean and misinformed Neanderthal I am, let me point you to the official Commie perspective of May Day. I’ll write very slowly so you can understand what it is that you are protesting/making a damn fool of yourself/looking like a brain dead moonbat for. Click. This. Link. To. Learn. Something.

Or get somebody to read it to you, as it has no pretty pictures of unicorns shitting Skittles.

I’ll wait for you.

Such Nice Young People

Now that, via the link above, I have handed you your worthless ass on a silver platter by presenting those pesky things called facts, don’t come crying to me when one day you grow up and/or get out of rehab and realize that on all those occasions in which you participated in an Occupy (insert latest Commie Buzz Word here) event, you were trashing the country and the founding documents that allowed you to make a total boil on the ass of Humanity out of yourself.

You should thank a Conservative for helping to stave off your “leaders'” efforts to destroy what True Americans hold dear – the God-given Right to Be a Dumbass. Or worse.

Better yet, thank a cop or a current or past member of the Armed Forces of the United States for fighting, and in millions of instances giving up their LIFE, so you can breathe the air of those you are “protesting”. By “protesting” I of course mean harassing, intimidating and otherwise disrespecting. But what’s a little taking a shit on a police car or a few rapes in your tent cities between friends?

You guys kill me. In a metaphorical sense of the word, of course.

Free Advice from a Redneck 

OK, Occupy Pus Pockets, because I believe and have hope in even the worst of the worst of you, I feel compelled to pass along some things you might want to learn and commit to memory. Best of all, I’ll do it for free! You used tampons like free stuff don’t you? Then you’ll absolutely love what I am about to edify you with, again, at no cost to you. Yet.

Free Things for Smelly Commie Pussies to Keep in Mind

  • Hope and pray that the next cop car you take a dump on is being driven by a police officer who is in a real good mood. Otherwise, he/she just might take exception with your actions and relocate you to a nice cozy jail cell in Harlem, occupied (<—another Commie funny; I kill me) by a former enforcer for the Black Panthers named “Foot Long” who hasn’t had butt sex for an extended period of time. “Foot Long” will show your anal cavity some real occupation.
  • It would behoove you to keep abreast of which of the people you are irritating the hell out of have 6th Degree Black Belts in some form of Asian self defense that I can’t even pronounce, much less spell. As a Public Service to you, I present the tale of a dearly departed Chinese guy who was the recipient of a form of this discipline called Gazebo Fu. 
  • While I do not condone violence unless it is necessary to the plot, I, and many folks just like me, are prepared to a) kick your stinking unAmerican ass if provoked to that point or b) if within the parameters of the Law, blow you and your crotch critters to Kingdom Come. An example of this type of retribution would be if you harmed, or attempted to harm, our women or children or threatened the sanctity of our property, thus creating a sense of fear for the safety of our families. That’s just common sense. Deal. With. It.
  •  Here’s a very valuable, yet free, reminder about the mindset of some of the people you are fucking with. The only reason they carry (with proper certification, licensing, etc.) a .45 is that Smith & Wesson doesn’t make a .46. I’m just sayin’
  • You are breathing their air.

Still With Me?

That’s about all I have for now, Comrade. I hope you find the information in this post useful, because it is certainly pertinent to the situation in which you have put yourselves. Re-read it (or have it re-read to you) and be uplifted.

I hope and pray that you Green Turds in the Punch Bowl can maintain a modicum of civility towards those with whom you so vehemently disagree and consider yourselves fortunate that they have acted towards you with little more than looks of disgust, which you so richly deserve and feelings of pity, which you don’t.

And take a bath. The lice in your dog shit-lookin’ hair do haven’t had a drop of water in weeks.

Idiots. And…

Dumbasses.

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A Day Late: Happy May Day! I’d Like to Kick Your Ass! Twice.

I owe some members of the Dumbass Horde an apology. This specific “wing” of the Horde are the Dumbasses who come to this two time award-winning blog (as proof I’ll add the award logo to the sidebar soon) to bitch, moan,complain and scream raaaaacism, amongst other lies brought on by a major lack of reading comprehension, about what I write. Products of public schools no doubt. Or products of Liberal Pussy parents. But I repeat myself.

My apology, sincere and heartfelt, is due to the fact that I forgot to wish those Dumbasses a Happy May Day. May Day is a big deal in the Commie World that these pencil neck weenies occupy (Wall Street). I made a Commie Funny, huh, Comrades? Now before you Marxist asswipes start crying about what a mean and misinformed Neanderthal I am, let me point you to the official Commie perspective of May Day. I’ll write very slowly so you can understand what it is that you are protesting/making a damn fool of yourself/looking like a brain dead moonbat for. Click. This. Link. To. Learn. Something.

Or get somebody to read it to you, as it has no pretty pictures of unicorns shitting Skittles.

I’ll wait for you.

Such Nice Young People

Now that, via the link above, I have handed you your worthless ass on a silver platter by presenting those pesky things called facts, don’t come crying to me when one day you grow up and/or get out of rehab and realize that on all those occasions in which you participated in an Occupy (insert latest Commie Buzz Word here) event, you were trashing the country and the founding documents that allowed you to make a total boil on the ass of Humanity out of yourself.

You should thank a Conservative for helping to stave off your “leaders'” efforts to destroy what True Americans hold dear – the God-given Right to Be a Dumbass. Or worse.

Better yet, thank a cop or a current or past member of the Armed Forces of the United States for fighting, and in millions of instances giving up their LIFE, so you can breathe the air of those you are “protesting”. By “protesting” I of course mean harassing, intimidating and otherwise disrespecting. But what’s a little taking a shit on a police car or a few rapes in your tent cities between friends?

You guys kill me. In a metaphorical sense of the word, of course.

Free Advice from a Redneck 


OK, Occupy Pus Pockets, because I believe and have hope in even the worst of the worst of you, I feel compelled to pass along some things you might want to learn and commit to memory. Best of all, I’ll do it for free! You used tampons like free stuff don’t you? Then you’ll absolutely love what I am about to edify you with, again, at no cost to you. Yet.

Free Things for Smelly Commie Pussies to Keep in Mind

  • Hope and pray that the next cop car you take a dump on is being driven by a police officer who is in a real good mood. Otherwise, he/she just might take exception with your actions and relocate you to a nice cozy jail cell in Harlem, occupied (<—another Commie funny; I kill me) by a former enforcer for the Black Panthers named “Foot Long” who hasn’t had butt sex for an extended period of time. “Foot Long” will show your anal cavity some real occupation.
  • It would behoove you to keep abreast of which of the people you are irritating the hell out of have 6th Degree Black Belts in some form of Asian self defense that I can’t even pronounce, much less spell. As a Public Service to you, I present the tale of a dearly departed Chinese guy who was the recipient of a form of this discipline called Gazebo Fu. 
  • While I do not condone violence unless it is necessary to the plot, I, and many folks just like me, are prepared to a) kick your stinking unAmerican ass if provoked to that point or b) if within the parameters of the Law, blow you and your crotch critters to Kingdom Come. An example of this type of retribution would be if you harmed, or attempted to harm, our women or children or threatened the sanctity of our property, thus creating a sense of fear for the safety of our families. That’s just common sense. Deal. With. It.
  •  Here’s a very valuable, yet free, reminder about the mindset of some of the people you are fucking with. The only reason they carry (with proper certification, licensing, etc.) a .45 is that Smith & Wesson doesn’t make a .46. I’m just sayin’
  • You are breathing their air.

Still With Me?

That’s about all I have for now, Comrade. I hope you find the information in this post useful, because it is certainly pertinent to the situation in which you have put yourselves. Re-read it (or have it re-read to you) and be uplifted.

I hope and pray that you Green Turds in the Punch Bowl can maintain a modicum of civility towards those with whom you so vehemently disagree and consider yourselves fortunate that they have acted towards you with little more than looks of disgust, which you so richly deserve and feelings of pity, which you don’t.

And take a bath. The lice in your dog shit-lookin’ hair do haven’t had a drop of water in weeks.

Idiots. And…

Dumbasses.

Our Country is Being Crapped On and I am a Mad SOB

Don’t Fuck With Americans

This post is gonna hit home for many of you dumbasses. A new study has been released that says pornography is now collectible . I can see a bunch of you dumbasses haulin’ ass to that secret place where those movies and “other stuff” are stored.. “I just knew “Debbie Does Donkeys” would be worth something one day!”, you say. “Imagine what I could get for one of these “personal satisfaction devices”. “They were only used for one scene and the donkey didn’t seem to mind”. You are sick bastards.

There are times when what I want to say is insignificant.This is one of those times. Here’s a good portion of the article from UPI: “It’s definitely a new market, but it’s an evolving market,” said Naomi Wilzig, founder and president of the World Erotic Art Museum in Miami. People are realizing how important erotic art is to both own and display. People used to cast it aside as sordid, but are now realizing it’s important. There’s no doubt it’s escalating.”

Ted McIlvenna, president of The Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality in San Francisco and curator of the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas, said that as pornography becomes more mainstream, people are becoming more comfortable with owning part of its history, CNBC reported Saturday. “

McIlvenna said many collectors are seeking items from the past.

“A lot of the films people are rediscovering is happening because so much of the stuff they’re making now is fast and furious,” he said.

Well shit. No wonder this crap made the news. It’s from CNBC and the people who work there are a bunch liberal pussies. Those assholes will barely, if ever, mention the shit that the Occupy Wall Street dumbasses do (rape, drugs, public masturbation, shitting on police cars and more) but, dammit, they’ll jump all over some bullshit about porn like it was two kids trading baseball cards. What the hell is going on in this country? Oh, wait, I know. Liberals and their policies have taken God out of the classroom, off many public places where crosses are erected to honor victims of drunk driving or law enforcement officers who have been killed in the line of duty and don’t even bring up Christmas.

I kind of veered off the path I wanted to take this post, but I am so mad I could spit sparks. The assault is on against everything this country is about and I for one ain’t gonna take this shit anymore. I won’t go into great detail, but let me assure you the powder is dry and I am a good shot. Too harsh you say? Hell no it ain’t too harsh! The Constitution of the United States calls for the overthrow of the government when it strays from the original meaning of the Constitution and tramples the rights of the American people. Is this that time? I don’t know, but I can say with 100% certainty, when the tipping point gets here, the Alamo will look like a cat fight. Bank it.

The collection of leftists, Occupy Wall Streeters (but I repeat myself) and any other extremist group on the left or right that wants to run this country your convoluted way, go ahead, make our day and send your soul to Heaven because your ass is ours. Have a nice day. 🙂

Dumbasses.

Dumbass Excuses to Miss Work! Take Notes for Future Reference

You’re shittin’ me?

My late Dad used to tell me that he wishes he was born rich instead of good lookin’. I face that same dilemma, but it’s a burden that I must carry until I am “The Late Toby”, which I hope is no time soon. The point is that if my Dad had been born rich instead of drop dead handsome (like me), then he would not have had to drive a truck for over 40 years and at least 6 million miles, most of that in Texas. I can tell you this: it was a rare occasion when Dad called in sick to work. Nowadays, people call in sick with some really, shall we say, “creative” excuses for not showing up to his/her job.

While doing my usual looking for something to steal from another site in depth research, I came across a web site named The Hiring Site. The following list of excuses for missing work are quoted verbatim from that site. My commentary will follow each “excuse”.

This is gonna be good. These are actual excuses used by Liberals, I mean Americans for not showing up for work.


Dumbass Excuses for MIssing Work


Excuse: A cow broke into my house and I have to wait for the insurance man. 
Head Dumbass: Three letters: B B Q. Enuff said.

Excuse: A chicken attacked my Mom.
Head Dumbass: Does Mom make B B Q chicken?


Excuse: My finger is stuck in a bowling ball.
Head Dumbass: Since you can’t B B Q  a bowling ball and the only good fingers are steak or chicken fingers, let me get my chain saw. Adios finger. Problem solved. Fucking sissy.


Excuse: My hair transplant has gone bad.
Head Dumbass: It ain’t gone half as bad as the size 12 I am gonna put up your ass will “go bad”.


Excuse: My girlfriend threw a Sit-n-Spin through my window.
Head Dumbass: was she on the Sit-n-Spin at the time of this incident? If she was, she’s a keeper. If you know what I mean and I think you do.


Excuse: I was on a boat in Lake Erie and I ran out of gas and the Coast Guard towed me to the Canadian side.
Head Dumbass: Grab a case of “Moosehead”, an OZ of Canada’s Finest and walk across the surface of Lake Erie back to the USA side. I have done this before. With good weed, anything is possible. Eh?


Excuse: My foot is caught in the garbage disposal.
Head Dumbass: Are you related to the chick with the Sit-n-Spin? If so, I hope you are a girl. I’m just sayin’.


Can you believe that shit? I know that many Americans are lazy dumbasses with the ambition of a spit wad, but, really, can’t you stoopid fucks do any better than that? Whatever happened to real excuses for missing work? stuff like somebody stole my weed and I can’t get motivated to work without it. Or…did someone bring a keg to work today? If so, I’m in. If not, I have to go buy one so I’ll be spending the day at home doing “scientific research” on what causes hangovers. There are a million of ’em, but the lame ass excuses above could have come from a guy on a street corner selling “Excuses to Miss Work Today” cards for 10 bucks a pop. The sad thing is that so many Americans would stand in line to get a good excuse to skip work, even if it cost $10. Meanwhile, the guy on the corner selling the excuses is working his ass off and getting rich at the hands of a bunch of lazy Occupy Wall Street pussies who smell like some NFL lineman’s ass after a double overtime preseason game in Dallas in August. It ain’t purty folks. It ain’t purty.


Dumbasses.