One of the things I like about doing this blog is that, from time to time, when the High and Mighty (people that hold themselves in great esteem) pull seriously dumbass stunt, I’m the first in line to rip them a new asshole. Today I found a story that I just couldn’t not write about and it couldn’t have happened to a bigger douchebag of a dumbass. I’m talking about, of course, of one of the most egotistical, arrogant, condescending, elitist dumbasses the human race has ever seen. I speak, of course, of Keith Olbermann.
Our (bathtub) boy Olberdick took one to the shorts yesterday when it was disclosed that he gave a total of $7200 to three democrats running for public office. This is a big no no for employees of NBC’s news division and is probably a breach of the ethics clause in his contract with the network. Dumbass. Olberdumbass has been suspended indefinitely without pay while the network “investigates” the incident. Olberpunk has admitted that he did indeed make these contributions to the three campaigns. All three are Democrats. Go figure.
I have a question that I haven’t seen asked yet. When the person(s) in charge of keeping track of campaign contributions and contributors sees the name “Keith Olbermann” on the donations list, shouldn’t he/she/they say something like “Hey, Boss, is the Keith Olbermann or is this the Keith Olbermann from French Lick, Indiana?” But these people are Democrats/Dumbasses (the terms are interchangeable), so expecting them to do a little footwork to find out what’s up is like asking a fat kid to guard the ice cream. Dumbasses.
Olberclit is known to name the “Worst Person In the World” on his program, so in honor of that, I am going name Olbercrackhead the “Biggest Dumbass In the World”!! Keefums, I hear there’s an opening at NPR. You might wanna check that out because you’ve worn out your welcome everywhere else. They might have room for ego, too. Dumbass.
UPDATE: I was cruisin’ around the internet and stopped at one of favorite blogs, JammieWearingFool. Jammie has some reactions to Olberturd’s suspension from the Liberal pussies at Kos. Click the link and hilarity will ensue.