Dumbass criminals are a dime a dozen these days. Everywhere you look, a dumbass criminal is sure to be nearby. Hey! That gives me an idea! My idea is a spin off of the old “Watching People at the Mall Game” or for brevity’s sake, WPMG. You can still play WPMG but while you’re doing it, you can add a whole new dimension to it. While playing WPMG, you can also play “Look for the Dumbass Criminal at the Mall Game”! That’s right, folks! You can take the WPMG one step further by trying to guess which dumbass in the mall is not just a dumbass at the mall, he’s also a dumbass criminal at the mall! What fun for the entire family! Not only will your family be having a great time together at the mall, but you’ll be doing a Public Service as well. By identifying a potential dumbass criminal, you’ll be helping local law enforcement to stop many crimes before they even happen! And to think that all this family fun time is absolutely FREE. A bargain at twice the price! Bwahahahahaha! Another benefit to WPMG and IDing dumbass criminals is that you can text your findings to all your friends! Or even post them to Twitter! Who knew that crime fighting and dumbass identifying would be such a rush?!
Here’s a helpful hint for you while playing WPMG and finding dumbass criminals, be sure to sit near the food court. Every dumbass in the mall and every dumbass criminal in the mall will, at the very least, pass by the food court. Location is a very important component to WPMG. You want to be a in target rich environment and the food court offers that and more! Also you’ll need to be inconspicuous while playing WPMG, so be sure to mix in with the mall crowd by ordering a slice of pizza or a big tub of popcorn while dumbass criminal IDing.
I’m sure that in all the excitement of writing about WPMG and dumbass criminals, I forgot some help hints to pass along to you, but at least you have the basics down, and that’s what’s important. So, good luck in your WPMG and dumbass criminal identification! Your country is calling on you!