Category: Schadenfreude

Prison Bitch Saturday!

Howdy, Dumbasses!

Quick note: In the intro of today’s entry I mention the fact that I am sicker than shit. I feel that, as your Fearless Leader, you have a right to know when I feel like I was run over by a Twinkie Truck driven by a Bakers Union member. However, I am not sicker than shit. What you are about to read and lose IQ points over was put together last year. In other words, it’s the …

Best of Dumbass News

I am Back in the Saddle! Well, I am back just long enough to hook you up with a Best of Dumbass News post for today. Please allow me to elucidate.

Today is the first time in three days that I’ve been out of bed and I am leaning heavily towards plopping my happy white ass right back in it. If you’ll recall, I’ve been pissin’ and moanin’ about having The Crud over the last week or two. It has finally caught up to me with the vengeance of 1000 ex-wives with female lawyers with PMS suing for alimony. Simply put, I have been sicker than a cur dawg. I hope to be back to full strength by Monday. Until then, here’s a little something to hold you over for today.

Prison Bitches

I hope you enjoy the joy you’ll get by laughing your ass off at the misfortune, suffering and dumbassery of your fellow man. I know it always helps me feel better.  🙂

Dumbasses.

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Prison Bitch Saturday!

Dumbasses of All Stripes Wear These Colors

I am Back in the Saddle! Well, I am back just long enough to hook you up with a Best of Dumbass News post for today. Please allow me to elucidate.

Today is the first time in three days that I’ve been out of bed and I am leaning heavily towards plopping my happy white ass right back in it. If you’ll recall, I’ve been pissin’ and moanin’ about having The Crud over the last week or two. It has finally caught up to me with the vengeance of 1000 ex-wives with female lawyers with PMS suing for alimony. Simply put, I have been sicker than a cur dawg. I hope to be back to full strength by Monday. Until then, here’s a little something to hold you over for today.

I hope you enjoy the joy you’ll get by laughing your ass off at the misfortune, suffering and dumbassery of your fellow man. I know it always helps me feel better.  🙂

Dumbasses.