Until last week, James Gerow was just a guy living in Springtown, Texas, a small town northwest of Fort Worth.
Enter Christopher Lance Moore. Make that “break and enter” Christopher Lance Moore.
|Lance Moore, Dipshit|
This past Tuesday, James was sound asleep only to be awakened by some late night noise in his house. Upon awakening, James was confronted by a man in a hoodie. This man, Christopher Lance Moore, was an uninvited guest in the Gerow home.
This is when James grabbed his gun. This is also when Christopher Lance Moore ran like somebody stuck a rocket up his ass.
|James Gerow, Good Guy & Gun Control Expert|
With gun in hand, Gerow convinced the man to drop his keys. He told his wife to call 911 and waited for deputies to arrive.
“I pointed the gun at him and asked him who he is and what the hell he was doing in my house,” Gerow said. “He said his name was Lance, and I said, ‘Lance, what the hell are you doing in my house?’
“And he said, ‘unlucky.’ Just unlucky.”
So here’s Lance in his truck with no keys and a pissed off Texan pointing a large caliber handgun at him. What does Lance do now? Naturally he calls 9-1-1! “I’m out in the country somewhere and some guy’s got a gun on me,” he said on the call. Later when being questioned by Parker County Sheriff’s Deputies, Lance admitted to having “bad intentions”.
Christopher Lance Moore has been charged with burglary of a habitation with bad intentions, his future as a Prison Bitch secure.
Yes, Gun Control. It was James Gerow’s control of a bad ass pistol that that prevented Christopher Lance Moore’s “bad intentions” from turning into something potentially tragic for James Gerow and his family.
What say you, Bob Costas? Buehler? Anyone?
Oh, yeah…one more minor point: Christopher Lance Moore should thank God every day for the rest of his miserable life that James Gerow did not blow his sorry ass to Kingdom Come, which he could have easily and legally done.
Gun Control at its finest, Lance.