Yesterday I wrote that a Fearless Leader leads. A good Fearless Leader also listens to the people he leads – in this case Dumbasses.
I have been considering an idea for quite some time now that would set the World of Dumbassery on its gazebos. I am seriously thinking about starting a YouTube Channel that would feature me,. in all my Dumbass Glory, reporting on the moose crap that you’ve been reading for the last 22 months in another media format. I would still keep the blog going on a daily schedule, but throwing in at least a couple of video versions of Dumbass News on the YouTube gig every week.
What do you think of this groundbreaking developement?
At the top of the right side bar I put up a Poll where you can voice your opinion. There are several choices, so be sure to read through them all and make your decision accordingly. Your opinion matters. Kind of.
I’ll keep the poll going for a few days so I can get a good cross section of votes from Dumbasses all over the world.
Vote early and vote often!
Sammy Hagar has been in the Cabo Wabo one time too much. The venerable Red Rocker has officially landed on the Planet of the Misfit Dumbasses. Let me splain.
In a recent interview with MTV about his new book, Red. My Uncensored Life in Rock, Hagar tells of how he was once wait. for. it. abducted by aliens! Seriously.Tequila will do that shit to you. When asked by the MTV interviewer if he’d ever been abducted by extra terrestrials, Hagar replied, I think I have. ... Remember the story in the book, where I have a dream about being contacted by aliens in the foothills above Fontana?” Is Fontana near Dumbassville? That gem was followed up by this one with the MTV guy asking Hagar, “
Hagar answered thusly,”That’s right. It was real. [Aliens] were plugged into me. It was a download situation. This was long before computers or any kind of wireless. There weren’t even wireless telephones. Looking back now, it was like, “F—, they downloaded something into me!” Or they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment. ‘See what this guy knows.“ Sammy, the only thing that’s been “downloaded” is that rotgut you call tequila. Well, that and maybe some heavy duty pharmaceuticals. It appears that Hagar isn’t the only one stoned out of his noggin. Some people believe that Hagar’s hit Why Can’t This Be Love?” is an ode to alien love. I can see right now people all over the world who read this blog heading over to YouTube to find that song. As for me, I’ll never listen to it the same way again, that is if I ever listen to it again. Alien love indeed. Dipshits.
Link to Hagar Stoty http://www.noisecreep.com/2011/03/21/sammy-hagar-alien-abduction/?a_dgi
(Hat tip to Heather the Wife)